Today when you’re at lunch, walking through your local office park look around the eating area. I’ll bet you’ll see a woman reading a piece of urban lit, True to the Game 3, Bad Girlz 4 Life or any other novel written by someone fresh out of jail. Woman like thugs, d-boys and men with bullet holes or stab wounds etched on there skin. I think for the hope of one day having their life resemble one of their favorite books with out the bloody ending. Yet in the age of straight legged jeans and big man scarfs is the thug still appealing or is his sex appeal starting to sag?
A while back I had the chance to chat with Raheem DeVaughn and he had a lot to say about being a father, Erykah Badu & Superhead.
The mean, mean eStreets of MySpace Ave. Ride or Die Biotch!
Yes folks! Taymah goes undercover. To the heart of the World Wide Web of Pedophiliac Parasites.
To catch an adult male engaging in improper and unsavory contact with a minor via MySpace.
To create a mock page of an underage, teenage girl and attract said pedophiles.
1. I never really liked you, I don’t even respect you as a man, you’re a sloppy second loving mother fucking snake… and I hope you die Honestly I think you’re Gay not that anything wrong w/ it b/c I’m cool w/ a few gays dudes but you need to come out the closet dog. I really don’t like you and I’m looking for the perfect excuse to fight you. And No Dana this is not about who you think it’s about.
2. I could care less if you ever breath again.
3. Me and You know who still talk on the regular, so nanny nanny boo boo to you.
I read a lot of your blogs and it seem like you give really good advice so I have a question for you. If I was your woman what number would I be on you friends list? I have been dating a guy for about 2 two years and I am ONLY number four on his list. Right now I feel like our relationship is at a cross roads and I am not sure this is where I need to be. Am I wrong for taking that personally? Not that four is a bad number if you fall under very important people, but does that mean I am just not all that important in his life? what do you think?
Dear FOURida Evans,
It all depends on who is in front of you, I personally feel like their should be rules to the myspace top friends list. Should be concerned? On one hand it’s just myspace, but on the other IT IS myspace!
Rihanna – Disturbia <-Listen] via Thatgrapejuice The song is different, I might even consider liking it. I’m sure you’ll be hearing it in your local Urban clothing stores as you’re looking for the best price on goods made by little Asian kids in sweatshops. Speaking of shopping rumor has it Chris Brown dropped over $100,000 for two ruby and diamond necklaces for his personal Princess of pop. Hmmm I guess Chris Brown is still the same kid from his past.
There is an old adage which states that a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. Well I believe that a lot of females have forgotten that saying. But whose fault is it? The Mother’s for not teaching her daughter how to cook? The Daughter for not learning how to cook? or the Dad’s for walking out on the mother, leaving the mother to work all day and not find time for her child?
Regardless of whose fault it is, I’m a bit perturb at the idea that 75% of females I’ve been with can’t or couldn’t cook. There was the one who could only boil chicken, the one who burned a hamburger and another who knew how to order the best of everything that delivered. I can ORDER CHINESE BY MY DAMN SELF!!
Learn to cook watch Rachel “I’m not a Muslim” Ray, scream BAM from the kitchen every now and then when you through some seasoning in a pot of stew. I want to smell the aroma of basil and 35 herbs and spices resonating from the kitchen area every once in a while. I get tired of the scent of MSG coming from a brown paper bag with a white plastic bag with a smile on the front. I have at least 400 liltte pieces of cardboard in my cabinet drawer from take out. A million menus and way too many packets of soy sauce in my BRROOWWNN PAaapperr BAaagggg!! I feel like DJ. Khalid or something.
Besides I don’t want to have to look Mr. Chan in the eye while he fumbles for my change in his pockets with hopes that I tell him to keep the change. Because I’m not going to tell him to keep the change b/c I’m going to have to see him again in a few days because my girl can’t cook!! SMCH!!!
Rihanna, is a true sexual intellectual when asked about her sexy on stage apparel, which is a cross between video vixen and dominatrix, she replied:
“I like to push the envelope sometimes. It depends on the mood and the occasion.
“It’s always fun to take some home. Sometimes I get to do that.” Source
Playing dress up with your man can be a sure way to keep his attention all night, some other ways to keep your love turned on are:
Can You Hear Me Now?
- That soft piece of skin right in front of the ear is a spot to be kissed and licked. Warning please be sure to to apply too much spit when licking that’s not the right hole you want to get wet.
Mmm Mmm Good
- This tips works for men and women, Lick your lips, stare at the lower part of your lovers body and say “I can’t wait to taste it” After you’re done you can say o0o0o you taste like Skittles
T-Shirt & Panties
- We all heard the song T-Shirt and Panties on, but how about coming out of the bathroom all fresh and clean, wearing a wet t-shirt. Nothing turns men on more than wet nipples. And men turn your lady on by coming out of the shower, covered in baby oil, if you got the pecks to do that, wet boobs only work for men.
Can You Feel It?
- When you’re in the mood, take your lovers hand and place it between your legs. I know I love to stick my finger in wet holes. And I know every time I place my girls hand on the manxilla, she always ready to choke the chicken.
Pick Up The Phone
- Call your lover up at work, or where ever they are at and just pleasure yourself while they listen. This may only work with a person you’re actually involved with and not a jump off. But the reaction of the first damn!! Is priceless.
50 Cent has a serious problem, he can’t ignore the small things. BET’s Rocsi had an opinion about his album and he calls her a hoe. Does she sell her cooch to the highest bidder? No!! He claims that she has slept with 4 people he knows. 4!!
The R-Kelly case is full of lies and deception. The alleged victim is lying saying it’s not her, The defendant might be lying saying its not him and even may be cleared by a mole. Go figure! Now childhood friend of the alleged victim has identified her as the one in the tape. It made me wonder who is the better liar Men or Women?
Maxim’s Hot 100 Party
Elise Neal is a looker, I mean it looks like she left her dress home and came in lingerie!! I’m not complaining I love it. But what I don’t love is the use of the word freaks “Shawty is a Freak…” It irks the hell out of me. You meet someone and they ask you how freaky are you. I’m not freaky I’m am I Sexual Intellectual.
Wow I can’t say that I’m actually happy to be blogging about this, Usher is rumored to have filed for separation from his wife Tameka. Hey P.Diddy, I’m going to need for you to bag a bum chick so I can have someone to trash to make me feel better about myself. lol
Rumor has it that Jigga and Beyonce have a prenuptial agreement that could result in a $25 million payday for Beyonce if she decided to Kick Him Out. The website Soulfulvibes.com reports “Beyonce (born Beyonce Knowles) has inked a prenup deal with her new husband Jay-Z (born Shawn Carter) that could pay the R&B diva up to $25 million.” The website goes into great detail about the demise of hip hops favorite couple. They need to do like Lyfe and stay together.
Poet Oscar Wilde once said, “In this world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. The last is much the worst; the last is a real tragedy!” I find that if you treat a woman like crap, they’ll love you.
Mike Jones – Feat Lil Wayne, T-Pain & Twista ~ Cutty Buddy
Mike Jones put out a song that I actually like!!! Yet, something deep in my heart and shallow in my pockets have prevented me from placing his picture on my website. Instead I placed the perfect picture what what your cut buddy should look like after y’all have finished cutting. For more on Cut Buddies
New Music From Trey Songz – Love Safari via BMF
from what I’m hearing around the net is dude can sling the tool. [pause] I mean he pulled a group of college students on stage. They invited him back to their room and apparently the girls went around telling the world how “Wonderful” Trey was. Well if you need more than sex to make you go whoa.
hey folks I’m set to hit the road today, but I do have some interesting features for you. This fine lady in the picture above is not your avg lady. I could tell you about it or you could just read it from her mind.
Chris Brown is suffering from, I hate to say it, a case of Bitchassness. Over in the UK the only thing they wanted to know about was is he smelling Rihanna’s silky draws. He denied it, so much in fact that he banned all questions about the pop star. So the press stop interviewing him. Yet they were seen at the Kaberet Club in London Making out. I guess they want to keep the relationship hot…. Here’s how you do that.