Amber Rose has been getting heat from evil and jealous bloggers but in my opinion she’s the perfect size. My advice to women everywhere is the start eating like Amber Rose. If you’re curious on how the beautiful Amber Rose eats when she is on the west coast, she told SipChatChow.com she enjoys “Osteria Mozza in LA. There are so many goodies on the menu. The Gnocchi with Duck Ragu is full of flavor.” Check out Amber Rose’s favorite spots to eat and enjoy these super sexy Amber Rose Bikini Pictures.
If you’re anything like me then this has happened to you before, the person you love is mad at you and you have no idea why they’re mad. Even though they insist there is no problem, you can tell their heated because of the cold concentrated look they have on the wall, and by how much effort they are placing on not talking to you. Meanwhile you have no clue whats pissing them off. It’s simply because its probably something small that they know they shouldn’t be mad over, but your best friend of the opposite sex just sent a text that made you giggle like a school girl and someone’s emotions are running wild. The following is a list of why they might be hot.
Neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, rolling eyes and ripped out tracks of yaki weave on the ground are all sign that an angry black woman is in the area. The media portrays black women in the worst light. A quick glance at the evening news and your guaranteed to see at least one toothless dark skinned woman within the first 10 minutes.
I used to think that these images of black women on the news were due to all the sane black women with teeth actually having jobs and not being able to witness crime at 2 in the afternoon. However I am sadly mistaken. These days if you’re not buying a woman a drink, or being told that she can buy her own damn drink then 9 times out of ten you’re going to get some neck twirls, finger snaps, cuss words, and a SMCH [official definition - the act of sucking ones teeth in utter disgust.]
Sadly, the reality of today is that these women are still pissed Raheem
- left her angry ass for Becky
- used her for a pair of Jordan’s, a ride to probation, a Lil Wayne CD & 3 Quickies
- never pays her any attention, but drools at her best friends enormous boobs
- is more in love with No Job Having Quisha and her 4 kids than her and her ivy league education
Some of those reasons may not apply to certain black women, another woman might simply be pissed off that she whored her self out for 24 years and all she has to show for it are 2 cured std’s, a stretched out coochie and a neat trick she can do with her tongue.
Now surely in no way do I believe all black women are angry b–ches and we’ll all be kidding ourselves if we try to pretend that there aren’t a few angry black b–ches out there, messing it up for all the real black queens. I believe Whoopi Goldberg said
1. I never really liked you, I don’t even respect you as a man, you’re a sloppy second loving mother fucking snake… and I hope you die Honestly I think you’re Gay not that anything wrong w/ it b/c I’m cool w/ a few gays dudes but you need to come out the closet dog. I really don’t like you and I’m looking for the perfect excuse to fight you. And No Dana this is not about who you think it’s about.
2. I could care less if you ever breath again.
3. Me and You know who still talk on the regular, so nanny nanny boo boo to you.
We all know by now that Usher is terminally ill with B*tcha*sness ever since he put on a suit flyer than Janelle Monae’s and walked down the isle. Seriously he’s in love and honestly who can be mad at that. If anyone is going to write a book on relationships it should be Tameka. So since she’s not writing any books that we know of or making any albums like Terrence Howard I decided to write a blog on how to make a black man like myself fall in love.
One thing you can do to get a man to love you if make him feel needed. Ask him to help you around the house. A woman I’ve dealt with asked me to come over and help her re-do her bathroom. Before I knew it the 2 of us were on our knees lifting up tile and ripping out sinks and toilets. Nothing was more romantic than walking around Lowe’s sweaty and looking for a new sink. It made me feel like the two of us were really connected.
Another thing to you can do is simply cook a great meal. Despite the ever changing world we live in one way to a man’s heart is a good meal. I know I’m more likely to continue coming over a woman’s house if she can cook. Now men you should also cook for you lady everyone once in a while.
That’s right folks it’s Kid, Mr Oh La Oh La Ah himself. It looks like his stand up act is really interesting. Kid, I’m not sure they are laughing with you dude. Word has it that Kid is still using Izzle words. You know fo shizzle my nizzle.
Can You Caption This? – [Crunk & Disorderly]
Kelly Rowland is looking mighty good these days – [Neon Limelight]
Trina’s Video Shoot – [Ear 2 The Streetz]
Free Music From – [Fresh & Fab]
Bitchassness Ain’t quite dead yet is it Chris Brown – [Mzvirgo]
7 Reasons Albums Don’t Sell – [hood fever]
Swizz is rocking the new Liquor Store, Terrorist look
Mashonda’s Birthday Party In NYC
I sure hope he doesn’t plan on boarding a plane anytime soon. Here are some fly links.
The Amazing Booty Bandit – Muze
Tracy Morgan Before Hydroxycut – Mind Of Marcus
Iran Says Us Gulf Video is a FAKE – TruthOut.org
Assata – The Movie Trailer - Hot Nikz