Jerk Journals: She Was In A Relationship With A Dude So Wack, So I Put It In Her Guts
My name is Xilla and I’m a self-absorbed jerk. I also used to be a myspace celebrity. This pseudo celebrity allowed me to sleep with numerous women, the wonders of a fly myspace page. I still marvel at how women get wet over sparkly pictures, html and moving text, but I digress. One time after writing a dope blog I bagged this fly...
Read More30 Things I Wanted To Say Aloud
1. I never really liked you, I don’t even respect you as a man, you’re a sloppy second loving mother fucking snake… and I hope you die Honestly I think you’re Gay not that anything wrong w/ it b/c I’m cool w/ a few gays dudes but you need to come out the closet dog. I really don’t like you and...
Read MoreA New Benchmark for Whores
50 Cent has a serious problem, he can’t ignore the small things. BET’s Rocsi had an opinion about his album and he calls her a hoe. Does she sell her cooch to the highest bidder? No!! He claims that she has slept with 4 people he knows. 4!! If 4 is the new benchmark for whoredom then I must be Bishop don Juan without the...
Read MoreThe Rollar Coaster Life Of A Lazy Female
. I guess I could have also named this blog Good Reasons Why The Lazy Woman Is Not Single. But I couldn’t do that to my independent women and just through them under the bus. So since I am an equal opportunity blogger lets get to business. Disclaimer – This Blog Is Not About YOU. I wrote it b/c this is the stuff I have seen...
Read MoreNelly – Check The Adams Apple – Testing Our Women
. I saw this picture on a message board and well, Nelly needs to check the adams apple on this one. Men need to understand that you can’t go around feeling the booty of every chick you meet. But there are a few test Urban Males should give to every female they plan on sticking. The Hand & Neck Test – In today’s...
Read MoreJay-Z And Rihanna – Arguing In Public
Apparently Jay-Z & Rihanna had a heated argument at Entertainment Weekly Party. But, they are rich so I know it couldn’t have been as good as when a regular couple argues in public. . I remember one day when the mother of my child and I were having lunch one day at a mall in Downtown Atlanta, this guy who worked at...
Read MoreRihanna Umbrella – What Is Unfaithful
. While you were voting Rihanna Debut’d her New Collection of Umbrellas at Macy’s, Herald Square on February 5, 2008 and I must say… She looks damn good. I swear I’ll drink her bath water, for free, on TRL, while wearing pink bunny slippers. now she had a song called Unfaithful, which sparks the question...
Read MoreKeyshia Cole – How To Talk To Dudes
Keyshia Cole & Kevin Lyles . ___ . The major problem men and women have with each other is communication. I hear females tell me all the time that men don’t listen, we hear what we want to hear. Which is true, but it’s b/c we think, talk and hear differently. So I’ve put together a guide on how to talk to a dude....
Read MorePre-Valentine’s Day Special – How To Dish Out The O Face
I’m in need, I had to turn down 2 separate booty calls this weekend. One I missed the 2:45am text message, and the other, well I was just too sick to get up and go to the door. So thanks to circumstances my no sex streak is still intact. I’m in need of the big O, but since I’m not stingy I’ll give you ladies and...
Read MoreWyclef is Thriller – Hell Dating To Moisturize Your Situation
- __ Ah Estelle and Wyclef… Now don’t get me wrong, Estelle is my peoples, she USED to read my blogs back in the day but is it me or does her knees look a tad bit ashy in that picture? Anyway it reminds me of a date from hell I once had, and I’m not talking bout the horrid BET show either. I went to pick up the girl I...
Read MoreCiara & LaLa – Hawking For Professional PeePee
Is it Me or has Ciara been at a lot of Hawks games of late? - __ In all my conversations with women, one of the most confusing things in my mind is how they can reduce all their standards once a brother signs a million dollar contract. I know female who hated sports, but whenever she caught me watching sportscenter she would go crazy...
Read MoreThe Human Contract – Trust Me Or Leave Me Alone
Idris Elba is set to star in a new movie premiering next year called The Human Contract. This Flick is directed by Jada Pinkett Smith about a highly successful but personally tortured businessman whose life takes a twist when he falls in love with a mysterious beauty played by Vega. Ahh Love, it requires one thing Trust, and in my...
Read MoreSpit Or Swallow Week 2 Pt 1.- Love Me For Free
Written For BlogXilla.com By: Xilla I often wondered why men pay for S3X. It’s 2008 and the price of cooch has plummeted. It might just be at an all time low. Before you get mad, the price of the D has been rock bottom. It’s so low men are paying to give it away. But Nonetheless, more and more women are cool w/ being the...
Read MoreDudes Are The New Bitches
Jia of JiaTV fame made a hilarious video that sparks an interesting Question. Are dudes the new Bitches? In her video which you can see under the cut, she talked about dude getting overly emotional after sex, failed called and more....
Read MoreShe Hates Her
Relationships can be a tricky thing, you have to treat them with kid gloves. I find that whenever I’m in a relationship my females friends tend to get pushed to the back. It’s mainly b/c females don’t like females. They can’t get along. Maybe it’s the Chris Rock Theory when he claims “When females see...
Read MoreYung Joc – Dumb Rappers In Action
XXL is reporting Atlanta rapper Yung Joc failed to appear at an arraignment hearing in Cleveland this morning and has had his bond raised to $100,000. According to the Associated Press, Joc was a no-show at the Cuyahoga County courthouse, where he was expected to answer to charges of carrying a concealed weapon. Now I’m thinking...
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