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Jerk Journals: She Was In A Relationship With A Dude So Wack, So I Put It In Her Guts

My name is Xilla and I’m a self-absorbed jerk. I also used to be a myspace celebrity. This pseudo celebrity allowed me to sleep with numerous women, the wonders of a fly myspace page. I still marvel at how women get wet over sparkly pictures, html and moving text, but I digress. One time after [...]

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30 Things I Wanted To Say Aloud

1. I never really liked you, I don’t even respect you as a man, you’re a sloppy second loving mother fucking snake… and I hope you die Honestly I think you’re Gay not that anything wrong w/ it b/c I’m cool w/ a few gays dudes but you need to come out the closet dog. [...]

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A New Benchmark for Whores

50 Cent has a serious problem, he can’t ignore the small things. BET’s Rocsi had an opinion about his album and he calls her a hoe. Does she sell her cooch to the highest bidder? No!! He claims that she has slept with 4 people he knows. 4!!

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The Rollar Coaster Life Of A Lazy Female

. I guess I could have also named this blog Good Reasons Why The Lazy Woman Is Not Single. But I couldn’t do that to my independent women and just through them under the bus. So since I am an equal opportunity blogger lets get to business.

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Nelly – Check The Adams Apple – Testing Our Women

. I saw this picture on a message board and well, Nelly needs to check the adams apple on this one. Men need to understand that you can’t go around feeling the booty of every chick you meet. But there are a few test Urban Males should give to every female they plan on sticking.

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Jay-Z And Rihanna – Arguing In Public

Apparently Jay-Z & Rihanna had a heated argument at Entertainment Weekly Party. But, they are rich so I know it couldn’t have been as good as when a regular couple argues in public.

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Rihanna Umbrella – What Is Unfaithful

. While you were voting Rihanna Debut’d her New Collection of Umbrellas at Macy’s, Herald Square on February 5, 2008 and I must say… She looks damn good. I swear I’ll drink her bath water, for free, on TRL, while wearing pink bunny slippers. now she had a song called Unfaithful, which sparks the question [...]

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Keyshia Cole – How To Talk To Dudes

Keyshia Cole & Kevin Lyles . ___ . The major problem men and women have with each other is communication. I hear females tell me all the time that men don’t listen, we hear what we want to hear. Which is true, but it’s b/c we think, talk and hear differently. So I’ve put together [...]

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Pre-Valentine’s Day Special – How To Dish Out The O Face

I’m in need, I had to turn down 2 separate booty calls this weekend. One I missed the 2:45am text message, and the other, well I was just too sick to get up and go to the door. So thanks to circumstances my no sex streak is still intact. I’m in need of the big [...]

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Wyclef is Thriller – Hell Dating To Moisturize Your Situation

- __ Ah Estelle and Wyclef… Now don’t get me wrong, Estelle is my peoples, she USED to read my blogs back in the day but is it me or does her knees look a tad bit ashy in that picture? Anyway it reminds me of a date from hell I once had, and I’m [...]

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Ciara & LaLa – Hawking For Professional PeePee

Is it Me or has Ciara been at a lot of Hawks games of late? – __ In all my conversations with women, one of the most confusing things in my mind is how they can reduce all their standards once a brother signs a million dollar contract.

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Games Are The New Sluts

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