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The Good Pussy Grade: How Guys Rate Your Vagina

All pussy is not created equally, and I don’t think women understand that. Some pussies are prettier than others, some get wetter, some are warmer and they all taste different. Pussy is sort of like chinese food in the hood, the general tso’s chicken taste a lot better at Great Wall than it does, at Sun Ming Li’s meaning that where you get it from matters. All pussy is not created equal.

I’ve had a girl who I could not last long with. Each time we had sex, I came almost instantly. Some would say she has good pussy, so good that it makes you nut instantly, but not me. I say pussy like that is trash! I want to swim in the pussy like Michael Phelps or Ryan Lochte, not drown instantly in a sea of semen. Think if you had one bite of that “shrimp fried rice” then you were full and could no longer eat for the rest of the night. Would you be satisfied or feel like you wasted your money?

Pussy even look differently. Some women have pretty vaginas, other women have Macy Gray between their legs. Some pussy come with juicy lips other pussies are sleek and lipless. Some pussies look like a lilly, other pussies look like peaches. All pussies are not created equally.

Women think us men don’t care, but we do. They say men will sleep with anything with a vagina, but that’s real. A dog will sleep with anything, but a real man knows the importance of quality over quantity. A real man knows the difference between high ranking vagina, and a public restroom. Today I’m going to break it down for you.

A Public Restroom: This is pussy that men use simply to stick their dick in. Sure the woman might get a few dates, but it’s all just to get the pussy. Once we get it, dates stop and then it’s straight to our crib or the hotel. Phone calls and conversations don’t exist. Text messages, emails and tweets are normally all that these women get. They’ll never met a friend, a family member, or anyone close to us, and if they do, it’s probably so they could run a train. Public restroom, we use em when we have to.

Grade C Coochie: This is just a small step up from a public restroom. This is when a woman find themselves taking advantage of by a dude and given public restroom treatment. It can happen to the best of them. This could be because the guy is a celebrity, or simply because the chick wants it and gives her vagina away, once.

Grade B Vagina: A grade B vagina is more about the vagina and less about how the vagina is used. Grade B pussy tends to have some sort of fault to it. Doesn’t get wet enough, or it’s too wet. It’s too good, or not good enough. The vagina just might not be pretty at all, but that’s not a bad thing. A grade b is just any vagina that is not the best vagina in the world. Most women fall in this category not because it’s bad, but just because it’s not a grade A.

Grade A Vagina: This is the perfect fit. The perfect fit is when the vagina fits the penis like a glove. It also means the woman makes the guy wait the perfect amount of time. Some guys actually want to wait a couple of months, other guys don’t want to wait at all. I believe that the length of time you wait actually means nothing in the grand scale of love. Either way, everyone is different and grades differently when it comes to preference. Grade A Pussy is the best pussy a guy has ever had.

How would you rank yourself? What do you think of some women being public restrooms? Should a Pussy Grade be mandatory? Lets converse and have an amazing conversation and come to a conclusion together. 

 

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111 Responses to “The Good Pussy Grade: How Guys Rate Your Vagina”
  1. MR IGNORANT says:

    Lmao!!! I can’t wait to see women’s responses to this!!!. Crazy thing is if u ask 10 women is their pussy good….at least 9 will say its great LOL smh. Somebody’s lying or as I always tell women “u over-exaggerating ur pussy” LOL. Men grade pussy,but only amongst their boys. Telling women the truth about their puss can be devastating to a woman’s confidence,so men simply just say “yeah baby it was good” LOL. I have a few “public restroom” ladies I’ll admit. But I haven’t met the chick with “grade A” vagina yet LOL,I’m waiting & looking for her!!!!

  2. sammie says:

    One cannot argue with a man’s pussy experience, I am not a man and have never nor will ever experience the vajay from that prospective. What I can say is that if the grading scale is going to totally fair & unbiasedly, you must include the type of penis stroking the paper. As all penis’ are not made alike. Different types of penis are made for certain types of vaginas.To better explain, peanut butter goes really well with jelly, but the thought of peanut butter and ketchup is not such a good a combination. So my challenge to any man grading a pussy as a “C”, maybe your penis wasn’t the proper match for that brand of pussy?? Yep, us women grade too! Thickness, length, curve, ability & agility, etc. Lastly,a group project is made better when students of like performance and skill set are matched accordingly. LOL!Just my two cents, hope it made sense. :)

    • MR IGNORANT says:

      @SAMMIE, LOL U TOOK IT TOOOO DEEP LOL. BELIEVE ME…US FELLAS KNOW WE GET GRADED ON OUR “D’S”.

    • GTBannah says:

      Well said!

      On another score, I don’t the author should blame the woman if he cums before he’s ready! Maybe, she is too sweet for him!

    • ruby says:

      lol..thts wat i was waiting for thank u for tellng the noisy boys… thy shud check their pants n feel their sizes instead of yappng arnd

    • andrew says:

      i fully agree with you SAMMIE, in my opinion there shouldn’t be grades of pussy or dick cause what truly matters is that both (or depending on the situation all) of the people enjoy how it feels the only things there should be is a chart of the different looks of pussy and or dick though honestly what should matter most is how people are as a person cause i am not saying sex isn’t important but what is the point if you don’t like who it is that you are having it with and if you don’t like them in he first place why would you have sex with them in the first place, the only time it should matter if you like them or if they like you as a person is if you are paying them or getting paid for it but i wouldn’t know any of personally cause i am unfortunately still a virgin so others will probably take all i said with a bit of salt cause to most that is just the view of a virgin dreamer and that is their opinion which they have the right to have but i honestly believe every thing i had said about the subject

    • Benjamin says:

      oooh bitch, from the way you argue it, Its seems your pussy is grade A how I wish I can hit it with my long, thick and curvy dick!

    • MS. Heavenly says:

      I agree with sammie… I slept with a guy and while we were in the act He was saying ” oh my God”, ” oh my God” and I’m like OK I see he’s liking it. However, I hardly felt anything…. and while we’re doing it he kept stopping in the middle and I like why is he stopping. Anyway about maybe 2-3 minutes after he cum and he turned over on the bed breathing hard like he’s been working out for an hour. I ask him if he like it… he said he loved it. So I guess that’s “grade A” right?.. but on the other hand, I wasn’t pleasured at all…. so yes, size does count.

    • Bryttany says:

      Now I have a very serious opinion on penises! And I have have wondered about pusses.
      I’m not into women at all but I do appreciate the grace and beauty of a women’s body!
      Anyways I have a few styles of cocks (penises) that I LOVE!!! There are cocks that
      Are such a sad turn off. Even sadder when they guy thinks he is rocking with some awesome cock!
      I do agree different pussies for different cocks. Now the funny thing about this is an exboyfriend of mine, his penis to me is alright. He works with what he’s got, pretty nice skin tone, however his head and girth and length is not up to par, this being said he get the job done well for working with so little… He claims that I have the best prettiest pussy compared to all the strippers, prostitutes, playmates etc ( these are his preferred kind of women) he has fucked
      Knowing in no way shape of form will I ever sleep a him again. It makes me wonder for him my pussy is where it’s at
      For me he cock was not bad never made me cum but not at all one of my faves! So perhaps some cocks love just super
      Awesome pussies, and pussies are maybe a more challenging to please? Mine is at least! I’m 35 and I have had sex with
      Prob 24 guys maybe a few more that don’t count due to under 5 min rule, and not remembering but the ones that were
      Worth remembering wow they sure we’re special, and not many like them from all 24 or 29 that I can specifically recall.
      Now my husbands cocks are hands down my dream cocks! I landed the most wonderful men and cocks all together. Out of all four two of them are almost identical and absolutely beautiful all the way around, and the other two are different but fuck gorgeous from top to bottom inside and out! So ladies it was worth it to have experienced some average, a few really great ones to get to my dream come true cocks!! Awesome!! Thx for reading!!!

      • vero says:

        lol love this post brittany i agree wit you though some men have some god darn ugly dicks whilst others are just wonderfull .!!!!! like my husband who can last 2 hrs on a quickie sex just wonderfull and sensual beyond belief and can make me squirm all the way through only my husband has given me a real orgasm noone else could even compare. so to all you men out there unless u really ave given a woman orgasm ( if she didnt lie to you LOL) then brag but otherwise seriously grow up lol

    • Pootéy says:

      ROTFLMAO Sammy fantastic assessment i too think theres no such thing as a low grads pussy nop, ur penis z jus not good enuf 4 e pussy. In literal sense the pussy is just too great for ur toy penis that comes out in two minutes once inside He must do the research and he will diacover that from the same pussy a killer penis lasted 9-12mins en wherz e gabbage part of e vajay???? no offence am jus sayng

    • Candy says:

      Very Well Put, lovvve Ur example couldn’t have put it no better!

  3. Bey says:

    **Dead** @ public restroom! I know a few chick like that! too funny

  4. weirdone says:

    @sammie I like ur comment to the millionth power

  5. honey boo boo says:

    Hmmm yea and a lot of u dudes trying to figure out why u haven’t gotten grade a, probably because your working with a grade c member.

  6. love it says:

    I agree with @sammie. A students don’t mix with c students therefore c grade penis should not be looking for grade a pussy. Stay in your grade range fellas!!!I don’t think guys really know they get graded cause too many dudes can’t even tell when a female is faking it and when they do know they still have the nerve to be like “u cum” lmao and waaaaayyyy too many dudes running around talking about blowing out backs but can’t even fill it up really thinking there in something.

    • Xilla says:

      Faking it is the dumbest of all things! why are you faking it, trust us, dudes are out for ours… Women would have more orgasms if they didn’t fake it… long story… but I understand where you’re coming from.

    • Lady luck says:

      i totally agree with you. guys should stay where they belong coz its the same with us ladies imagine having sex with a man and you haven’t reached u’r climax

    • rocky says:

      U cum lol

    • latew says:

      This article was about pussy not cock. Why can’t you cunts keep on the subject. If you have a skanky pussy a grade A cock won’t help you! You stick to the grade C cock and I will keep on banging my prime A quality pussy that I now have at home!

  7. Locs4eva says:

    I’ve been categorized as each one at different times in my life..I’m now in my thirties.. And pretty much operate from A-C.. But my aim is to be someone’s A, since casualsex is not the norm now..

    • Xilla says:

      True. Casual sex is always dope, in my book unless you have someone you care about who you give it to on the regular. Other than that protect yourself at all times.

  8. MR IGNORANT says:

    @xilla, lmao!! I’m smdh laughing at all these politicians aka women who are trying to twist this around on men. The topic clearly was about “vagina” but several women took the “what about men’s penis” route LOL…just sad!! Usually when people try & deflect the truth…its because they don’t wanna accept the truth. Stick to the topic at hand ladies, I’m sure us men will have a post like this too LOL. The cold hard truth is ladies:…most of u will always over-rate ur pussy. That has absolutely nothing to do with a man & his penis. Lots of women claim that they “bomb” cooch and if u ask a man he would say its more like “fire cracker” cooch LOL.

    • sammie says:

      It’s not about deflecting the truth. Pardon me if it came off that way. I asked a guy I know about this and he agreed with Xilla. He said any woman can make a man cum, but the “good-good” is a combination of things including the woman’s ability to orgasm, the way she responds to the wood, and so on and so forth (unless the dude hitting it is just a selfish bastid)….so, my inclusion of the penis factor was right on point, it’s not just a one man’s show when you’re talking about having sex with a woman. I stand by my original argument- good sex is a group project, so the grade levels of both parties MUST be taken into consideration. :)

      • latew says:

        My grade “A” will not make your “C” a higher grade, sorry it is what it is. Now when two people get to know each other likes and dislikes will make thing better for each.

      • Black &Beautiful says:

        I AGREE with Sammie. You can’t grade one without the other.what might be good to him May not be good to her.

    • Rose says:

      Maybe I missed something, but it seems to me that it is not the vagina that is being graded, but instead a females sexual behaviors. No two women are anatomically exact and so they will all look different. Some are tighter or loser or protrude more and some cervixes are set further back. What I am getting at is that vaginas are like shoes. If you over use and are rough with a certain pair they will get all lose and busted up. If you take care of your shoes and don’t abuse them then they will remain snug and new. But the most important thing to remember about vagina is that each one is like Cinderella glass slipper… Gotta find the person who will have the perfect fit for it. ;-)

  9. love it says:

    Either way u can’t talk about grading vagina unless u talk about the penis class u have to go through to get that grade and sometimes its not the student its the class.

  10. candance says:

    @mr ignorant he said let’s converse and come to a conclusion. You can’t come to a conclusion if only one side is presented what part of that don’t u understand. Why do men always get touchy when it comes to dick talk they don’t mind hearing lil wayne speak and brag on it but when women wanna say something its “oh we can’t handle the truth” boy please!

    • MR IGNORANT says:

      @candance, i figured my comment would draw the attention of at least one “offended” woman. Baby u didn’t even leave a comment stating ur opinion on both sides of this topic,u jumped right in on the “what about men’s penis” bandwagon….so how can u possibly feel like ur comments help bring this issue to a conclusion??. Believe me I absolutely understand the role men play in sex..so ur telling me nothing there. Y do u feel men get touchy about dick talk lol? If the topic at hand was about men & their “penis game” we would just deal with it straight on,not defer to women & their cooch smh!. And outta all the men in the world to represent men & there sexual conquest..u choose lil Wayne….great choice lady(sarcasm)!!

  11. Hmmm says:

    @Sammie it makes perfect sense and I appreciated it! And what about the calculating women with ulterior motives unbeknownst to the man!? Women who care not of feelings when approached by a man and is actually feeling him out? When approached, women know they are being ‘chose’ so we respond accordingly depending on what we’re looking for at the time. But there are a select few women who have their own agenda with regards to sex and wouldn’t care how you graded her cooch because she’s really only conversing to get You in bed. To see if what you have is worth coming back for. Or telling her friends about! Not all women care if a man has feelings for her or their situation. Some women have the same agenda as men, and they typically fall under the radar as hoes, or loose ;-)

    • sammie says:

      Your comment is an entirely different blog altogether,lol! I understand what you’re saying though.

    • vero says:

      again why call women hoes when they enjoy sex as much or more than men why dont you get called hoes no u get high fives! dont talk trash about women by calling them hoes if they enjoy something that is free and pleasurable to them its disrespectful so what they like SEX and u judge them by labeling them pathetic dont you think

  12. la la says:

    i find it interesting that it is somehow the woman’s fault that a man cannot last. i do believe the quality of sex (nothing to do with a man’s penis and/or a woman’s vagina) changes from partner to partner. ultimately, it comes down to the 3 bears scenario (some may be too wet, not wet enough, etc). nonethless, this was an interesting read. Hey, if women can constantly insult and bring up the size of a man’s penis than men should be allowed to do the same.

  13. Ty says:

    I am in my thirties and have never had a bad review from a man about my pussy. Therefore, I am a Class A, maybe B. My “nana” stays wet because majority of the time I am thinking about sex :)! I don’t get enough of it, but of course its by choice.

  14. sammie says:

    This comment is for Mr.Ignorant, since you insist women focus on just the pussy, I would have to say that my pussy is the only pussy I have ever had and it hss been really good to me. She does all kinds of things, that I won’t elaborate on here. I do what is neccessary to keep her in pristine condition.

    Has my pussy been an “A” to every dude she’s been with? Probably not. I will say that I am an excellent student, and I graduated with honors. That doesn’t mean I aced every exam, it does mean that I studied hard, had some long nights and was willing to do what it took to earn my degree.LOL!

    To generalize all women? I agree with Xilla, most women are probably a “C” to most men. Good thing for me is that I’m not trying to put my pussy through that kind wear & tear to be graded by every man, I’m only trying to be an “A” to one man who prayerfully is the type of student that I am. We can learn together as far as I’m concerned.

    WHEW! I said I lot,I know. It was an honest answer though.

  15. Nixki says:

    Def gotta agree with sammie on everything that was just written. *applauds*

  16. ms nik says:

    I have been categorized as having grade A and B puss. I never been a grade C well at least I was not told I was “alright” not being cocky but hey! It is what it is.

  17. peachestru says:

    @mr ignorant why are u so focused on trying to condescend and tear down others? I’m an avid reader and I comment quite often on this blog and it always seems like mr ignorant feels the need to go after and “one up” any and everyone who dares to go against him. I’ve had a couple of friends who also read and comment on this blog and have cut back on commenting and giving their opinion because he constantly feels the need to “go at” someone and have the last word. Instead of bowing out gracefullt and not giving in to the hype. Last time I checked this was not his blog he should start his own and stop turning off some of the female readers on here. Oh and before he gets going hype down mr ignorant just giving my two…

    • MR IGNORANT says:

      @peaches, Ur comment is the most ridiculous I’ve ever read on this site!!! As much as I wanted to ignore your comment I had to address this silly accusation of yours. First off I enjoy this blog just like a lot of others & would never step on all the great work that xilla & teesha do. Secondly, when have u ever seen me go at someone?? It’s always someone who takes offense to “my” comment and feels the need to adress me(like u did),so stop it! I receive no benefits from going at people or trying to “1up” them as u claim smh. Just because a man has a different opinion & isn’t afraid to adress it amongst women u point fingers at me as the bad guy. I love women to death & I have absolutely no reason to tear anyone down,I don’t know any of u personally. I’m just a random person who leaves his opinion just like others. So I’m sorry if u & your friends are sensitive and not mature enough to deal with a man’s viewpoint that may differ from yours. This was very silly,enjoy the blog & stop focusing on me!!! *bowing out gracefully*

  18. peachestru says:

    @mr ignorant why are u so focused on trying to condescend and tear down others? I’m an avid reader and I comment quite often on this blog and it always seems like mr ignorant feels the need to go after and “one up” any and everyone who dares to go against him. I’ve had a couple of friends who also read and comment on this blog and have cut back on commenting and giving their opinion because he constantly feels the need to “go at” someone and have the last word. Instead of disagreeing gracefully and not giving in to the hype. Last time I checked this was not his blog he should start his own and stop turning off some of the female readers on here. Oh and before he gets going hype down mr ignorant just giving my two…

  19. hilife says:

    @peachestru I think you took it a little too far boo lol but I do agree sometimes @mr ignorant can get a tad annoying on some of the rebuttal comments but don’t feed into the hype dudes like that thrive on it. Anyway now back to the important stuff. I don’t think pussys should get graded I think every pussy has a penis made for it and every penis has a pussy made for it. Everyone has different opinions on what is good and what is bad just like every dude doesn’t get off the same doesn’t mean the pussys bad just means maybe other things didn’t go right no need to give it a bad grade lol. As far as public restroom pussy no such thing, those are called hoes.

  20. peachestru says:

    Actually in one of your comments you go after and lol at all the women or “so called politicians” who commented against you but had nothing to say about your opinion specifically. Your a bully period….

  21. honey boo boo says:

    Yall are both immature and silly with this lame back and forth.

  22. sammie says:

    Xilla, can I be a guest star on your blog? :)

  23. LadyLibra says:

    One factor a lot people forgot are the two people sexual compatible withone one another? Because I’ve experience this with a young he had a nice fine specimen and I know that I am grade B certified pussy but the sex was WACK. I came to realize that we werent sexual compatible :-\

    • Xilla says:

      Yeah thats how I am with a few chicks… We are just not sexually compatible people forget that, label the person lame and it could all just amount to the chemistry.

  24. honey boo boo says:

    That’s why pussy shouldn’t be graded…its all about compatibility. What you call grade c or “lame” someone else calls grade a.

  25. It si so true that all women are created differently. But there is something that was not mentioned. it has to do with the man himself as well. Becasue all G-spots are not located in the same spot. Different women have different ways to get aroused. So that is where the level of “different vags” come into play. SHe may have a grade C because your not taking your time, or her mind is elsewhere. She may be a grade A because she does kegals, or uses vinegar to douche. Some women shut down emotionally, from trauma in anyway, which can affect the sex drive. Make-up sex can most definetly create a grade A vag or a grade C vag. Depending on the issue at hand.

  26. Killercaz says:

    Level 1 pussy: prostitute pussy or full of pus
    Level 2 pussy: slut pussy/ stinky/ loose pussy
    level 3 pussy: slut pussy/ loose pussy
    Level 4 pussy: hygienic mother with loose pussy
    Level 5 pussy: hygienic pussy, but needs lube and a tad loose
    Level 6 pussy: can tap ass for 30 minutes/ stays wet
    Level 7 pussy: stays wet and makes you want to nut quick
    Level 8 pussy: tight hot and wet/ you have to have dick control
    Level 9 pussy: extremely hard not to bust one quick/ the chick is fine as hell too.
    Level 10 pussy: this is what is referred to hot-ass pussy. This shit is so hot, you can barely move your dick without busting one. The chick you are tapping is fine as hell. Level 10 pussy will embarrass you!!

    Start at level 5 pussy; don’t try an run up in 10, just yet!

  27. MissKay says:

    I know Im late on this discussion. I think a lot of people have valid points. I just think who wouldnt overrate themself lol thats life and apart of foreplay. If someone told you they had an average vagina or penis would you be turned on? lol… I do think though the way females are wired depends on the situation and how turned on we are. If the foreplay is wack or something turns us off the vagina will not give you the (9 or 10 grade A pussy) thats a fact. Women we are mostly emotional and we have to be ready to go.. I think you cant grade the vagina unless you know that this is the best she can give and shes horny as hell.

  28. Brooklyn D says:

    I absolutely agree there should be a grade for pussy as well for dick. There are a lot of dudes that think and believe thet have Grade A Dick when they have F- Dick..

  29. Leogoddess says:

    Never knew there was such a thing as “too wet” smh

  30. Kay says:

    So what do you think of the pussies that are pretty when you look straight on to them, like a pretty flower, but from an angle when the person with the pussy is standing up, the lips ( not the body skin ) hang lower?

  31. The Philosopher says:

    Was just passing by and caught a glimpse of the title :The Good Pussy Grade: How Guys Rate Your Vagina, and I had to stop to behold the spectacle. Upon reading some of the entries, I had to ask myself; are they serious? This can’t be serious…Is this a serious blog-spot? I’m a 44 year old individual with a fairly decent education. I’ve been around the world several times, lived in many different countries and lived and traveled through many (over half) of the united states. Throughout most of my adult life, I have firmly understood that the human anatomy accounts for less than 6 percent of the emotions and feelings experienced in the body. So when I read about the different types of “grading scales” used to categorize the female genitalia, I am forced to ask myself; can this be real? Of course not. Any being with a body and a 98.6 temperature has to know that the seat of experience for the human body is not the body itself but the life that’s in it. They would also have to know and understand that the reason why they experience the euphoria of pain or pleasure is not because of a “grade A, B or C couchie”, but because of how that being feels about them self.

    Can I be real for a moment? I have had lots of good pussy in my life…as a mater of fact I can’t say that I’ve ever had a bad piece of pussy. But it was never because of the pussy of the woman I was fucking. It was because of how I felt as a man about my self. Women call it confidence or swagg. I call it an innate ability to focus on the pleasure you have inside yourself which in-turn has a profound effect on the pleasure of the one you’re fucking. Women know that when there is something about a man that they can’t quite explain, that makes them want him all the more and that increases her pleasure magnanimously. No secret there.

    Lets face it fellas, you know when you’re hittin them gutts good because she will let you know it. All I’m saying is it has nothing to do with “grade A, B or C couchie” but that it has everything to do with how each partner feels about themselves.

    Peace
    Chy

    • Xilla says:

      Great comment much respect.

    • bennywookie says:

      i salute you sir ” the philosopher” you have a very nice explanation..

    • Cur!os!ty01 says:

      Preach!

    • Nina79 says:

      Thank you for this. I absolutely believe that you are a wonderful lover, and I think any woman would be lucky to have sex with you. Respect!

    • Agree with Philospher says:

      You have nailed it (no pun intended) I have also never had a bad pussy. From my experiences the closer I bring the woman to a climax the more turned on it makes me. I have been with married women that told me their husbands had more to offer in size but the delivery I made was “ecstatic”. If you are not making the woman’s toes curl and her eyes roll back into her head you are not experiencing the total and absolute pleasure you could be having. As I have said before to many young men asking for my advice in this area make her explode with ecstasy and you will know pleasure at a different level. Just my two cents.

    • kevin says:

      The Philosopher is a woman who is a liar

  32. S says:

    Kinda a double edged sword and terribel of men. Men are what make loose pussy so take responsibility and quit hitting poor women so hard she gets stretched out. Man loves a women and he takes it easy on her cause he knows thats his and wants ro keep it tight, slow, careful lovemaking. This subject is for players and idiots who can onlymhink with their dicks not about love itself and what that entails. And it disgusts me how many women have been used up by selfish pigs, then have a difficult time caue of it finding the one. So wrong. Men need to chill on sex and be more about love and women need to quit giving it up sp readily. Disgusting reAlly. Makes me never want to have sex and maintain grade a always til i die. Its degrading to women.

  33. LadyDragonFire says:

    I met my man online and we had mind-blowing sex on our first date. Now we are addicted to each other. This fine brother has had countless pussies in his lifetime, and he still claims I have the best pussy ever. So I asked him what made him throw out such a statement. According to him, Best Pussy is first of all very clean, pretty to look at, tight (fits his dick like a glove), always wet, always ready, has good muscle control (can squeeze and stroke while he’s inside), and faithful. That last one may not always be a requirement, but for him, knowing my pussy belongs to him and only him makes him want to give it to me good, in every way possible.

    I do think this blog somewhat rates not just the pussy, but also the type of woman who owns said pussy. Can Grade A pussies belong to recklessly promiscuous and indiscriminate women, and conversely, can self-respecting, wife-material ladies end up with Grade C/public restroom coochies? Possible, but highly improbable. So, it is not just the pussy itself that men are rating, but their overall impression of its owner.

    Both men and women should not take this rating system too seriously. It would be silly to get offended. It’s all about sexual fit and sexual compatibility. Well, there’s also chemistry, connection, commitment-level, and so on. But that’s another story LOL. This is a blog about pussies, not relationships, so we should all stick to the subject at hand.

  34. J says:

    My boyfriend always tells me “you know you got that good p***y huh?!” I always say omg your crazy!!!! And I came across this article and I was like wow!!!! Guys really do grade us! I would say he thinks I’m an A. He last a long time, I can totally keep up with him and we have a perfect fit! I also think it has to do with your hygiene and how you take care of your body! If u eat shitty and are over weight, and can’t hang with your man the p***y probably will be gross! Take care of yourselves ladies! Be an A+++++

  35. Babe says:

    I hav read ol th comments an each one was made wit xperienc.i wud say tht th ol pussy s good.you jst need 2 find th persn tht s compatible wit ur dick.i am lucky in ths regard,as sex wit my fiance hs always been th best ever.it hs nothng 2 do with his size.i hav tried big dicks before an compared 2 them,he s relatively not that big.But even with his middle size dick and my 2 children bearing cunt,we enjoy each other.wen our sexual juice fuse together,we both melt an get xtremely weak.ther s just somethng about his penis and my cunt juices,the feeling s overwhelming.To all those men seekng grade A pussy,find someone that ones you penetrate her,you wil feel like losing your mind and want to fuck her the whole day.gudluck

  36. Stroker says:

    Totally agree with S. It’s men who make pussy loose and it’s women who let countless wrong guys bang the s**t out of them coz they give it up too easy and by the time the right guy gets there, he’d never go all the way with you coz nobody wants to buy a banged up ride for life. Sorry to put it crudely, but that’s how it is.

    Currently doing a former wild girl, she’s loose and I’m bigger than average. But more than that, I know its been used (abused?) Much coz she told me.
    she tells me I’m the right guy and wants to go all the way with me.
    But is she the right girl for me? Don’t think so. She could’ve been, but I don’t wanna buy a banged up oldsmobile when I’m ready to pay and am paying the price for a Ferrari.
    I would drive the banged up car, take care of it, not abuse it more but wouldn’t keep it forever.
    Moral: keep it A grade. Don’t give it up to everyone so easy. Save it for the right guy. Coz if you don’t, when you do find him, he wouldn’t wanna be the right guy once he finds out.

    • Taurus says:

      Amazing comments… I must say I am definitely a realist with real ass Grade A pussy. Not conceited I just know who I am and what I have. and yes I’ve been told by Grade A dick. True good fucking indeed. Love Dick actually.. but I wont compromise my integrity for any man. Yes so my pussy is good. Clean shavin, Warm, Wet, succulent, lickity split. No children as of yet. Which is ok too because I’m not married. I will definitely be married when I do so. Very classic and old fashion in that way. Stability is so important when it comes to making babies. So I have to agree all the way back to the philosophers comments when it comes to truly knowing who you are in general let alone be graded by your sexual organ. If you are a confident person, truly creative, blessed with good genes and good energy then more than likely you put your all into everything that you do including sexual activities. I’m a pleaser and a teaser, pulsating the dick while in motion is so important. I like to role play I love to give oral when its right.. in other words yes the vajayjay is a big part of determining the grade. However the whole experience is what determines if its truly grade A pussy. Does your woman just lay their while you bang her? Is she participating? Then again some men are intrigued when fucking open holes in a wall. Good Pussy,good head,and knowing it is the Key! just saying..

  37. shak says:

    I totally agree with ‘Lady Dragonfire’s comments. she understands the essence of it all and men lobe class above anything else. of course if your couchie can add quality where needed then all the more enjoyable for us mere stick men.

  38. Katyaa says:

    This is crazzzzzyy ! Haha and funny . I think that European pussy is the best pussy, but hey thats my opinion.

    • kevin says:

      Good or bad pussy is 90% physical and 10% emotional/mental for myself and most men . I am 49 and have had my share driven a taxi and talked to a lot of people. A lot of men who travel the world for sex like Thailand because the pussy is tight( thai tight) and colombia for the sexy, feminine, beautiful latina,and russia because they are beautiful,feminine, smart and probably have good pussy (total package) . The feminist movement,media,culture society have ruined the American women and are now rated the worst women in the world for relationships by men. The philosopher is an idiot liar. cheers to those who love the truth.

  39. Yellow says:

    So it’s not just physical, it’s mental. I get it.

  40. anton says:

    when you met the purfect pussy you will both click now thats the magic of it its not about the size or looks its how you both drive your new toy its about talking to each other so you can give each other the best high so stop worrying about size and looks because pussy and cock arent thinking about that

  41. Dave says:

    I do agree with Sammie. As a man who has been around in his life I would like to share my thoughts.Every woman I have ever made love to has been perfect because I absolutely love the female body – so I don’t get hung up on her vagina and when we get to that final act everything is great. I enjoy her body from head to toe , guys enjoy her body – all of it – she deserves it as well as you because she will enjoy you much more. As for penis size – preference I guess, for the simple fact that if you enjoy her and she enjoys you it does’nt matter. I am above average which in my opinion has no bearing because I pleased her well before I ever entered her. My 2 cents.

  42. Cassidy says:

    After reading this me and my friends make a guys grade
    F- 3 and under or 12 and over
    D- 4-5 alright for virgins
    C- 6-7 your most likely in high school still
    B- 8 most Women like this
    A- anywhere from 9-10 <3 :D

  43. lola says:

    I had been talking to this guy for about 6 days
    We finally decide to meet, but during this 6 days we found out we were very similar in many aspects.
    The day we meet we meet at the door of the resort he stayed and we stay there 14 hours none stop.
    He ask me to date him exclusive
    And we are together since then

    Grade a plus!!

  44. The wave says:

    I don’t know how good my purse is I’ve never had any complaints until 4 years ago when I was told by my man my of 10 years cheated on me and he started saying my “money was big “and poking fun of it so I asked a former lover out of curiosity how was it and he said “DAMN GOOD!” I also asked a guy I had as a booty Call said the same, That I Was amazing But I did notice: one thing the shap of dicks were different they were shaped like little German soldier with hats my present lover has a bulb Shape head on his dick I admit I’m deep and may not be as snugg as most guys like but ,I feel good pleasure most of the time I’m really warm And wet my former lovers described to me as soft, warm and wet a felling of being in my mouth. And neither one knows the other. So tell me is it good pussy or bad .

  45. Aime says:

    This is by far the most evil disgusting piece of shit I have ever read about men’s thoughts on vaginas women please don’t listen to this puss filled swine your vagina is beautiful in any shape or color LOVE YOUR LABIA #whyineedfeminism

  46. adam says:

    yo fuck this shit, i think that some guys on here are virgins with the ammout of crap they are talking.

    put it this way.

    GRADES:

    F- Fucking ugly ass chick – but you fuck her anyway ONCE
    E- Entertaining enough to have sex with a few times
    D- Diggs the Dick and can take anal can rely on
    C- Heavy cummer and likes it rough.. and shes a 7+ on the scale….
    B- Wow now we’re talking … sexy ass bitch … all of the above and MORE… model material
    A- MARRY HER.

  47. tina says:

    Wow that’s something well i don’t know what grade I ambut i do know I am not a restroom pussy I have had about every guy I ever been with say I have great pussy its wet a lot in tight what would u call that

  48. 816913 says:

    Love my woman, she got some heat, but I had a 5yr fling with this other tenda. what got me that far was cuz she was pregnant. I love pregnant pussy. Its the best pussy around. anyways, her being pregnant turned me all the way on. long story short, that pussy kept me comin back even after lil man was born. She was sexxxy as fuck and a full freak. we fit each other and our quickies were over an hour. she always bust more than 3-4times during the session. we always parted ways super satisfied. couldn’t do the marriage thing with her cuz she never knew the cat that was knocking on her door Friday night around fucking hours for almost 15min cuz he knew she was home. she had some of the best pussy but I couldn’t share that heat with others.

    in short, to me a woman with a fat ass doesn’t mean she got that heat. to me, all that ass is a blocker. specially doggystyle. hit a skinny tenda & most of em are deep, which is perfect for me. I like the lips to sit out so I can see em up close, like a tulip budding. don’t like cameltoe to much unless its creaming or I know how that one in particular gets down. I love dark women BUT I go crazy when the tenda is a redbone BUT the pussy lips blacker than midnight. also I love when a tenda bends over and the pussy lips are damn near touching the floor. you must have that heat cuz the pussy been stretched and hit and hit and hit…. let me go, I need that good good right now

  49. realest one says:

    this makes sense because i have had some grade C penis and some Grade A penis, the grade C penis has hit me up for some more and I just can’t it is too small and skinny, smh. Grade A penis has me going crazy lmao.

  50. Red says:

    This thread is disgusting. Not because of the subject matter, but because of the commenters. What is wrong with all of you? The only commenter that managed to not piss me off was the Philosopher (Thank you sir!)

    First off, vaginal tightness isn’t dramatically affected by sex. The only time it really gets looser is after childbirth. Hence,

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/all-about-sex/201109/the-rare-truth-about-tight-and-loose-women

    Vaginas don’t operate in the way that many people perceive it to be. “Tightness” and “looseness” for the most part, biological. Just because a woman has sex often, that doesn’t make her vagina a gaping hole like everyone here seems to thinks it does.
    Besides, with that logic, people in long term committed relationships would be “loose” too. And what of using sex toys? Would women who otherwise don’t have sex be “loose” Because of those?

    Also, people are misunderstanding what Kegels do. Kegels don’t tighten the vagina itself, but instead tightens the pelvic floor muscles surrounding the vagina.

    Also, what’s with all the slut shaming? Has no one considered it a tad hypocritical that men can be so freely promiscuous and “sow their oats” so to speak, but when a woman acts the same way, she is a “public restroom”? A slut? Why are the female commentators perpetuating this? Why should we be expected to be fine dating/marrying a man who’s done girls in the double digits while having more than 5 at the age of thirty puts us in the promiscuous category? What is wrong with a woman having as much sex as she wants with as many people as she wants as long as she protects herself and has sex on her own terms?

    @Katyaa and Kevin: Europeans are more promiscuous than Americans are. Think about that. Men travel the world for sex because they cannot keep up with cultural changes within America, and end up coming up empty with nothing meaningful. European women would laugh at them before kicking them to the curb, and they wouldn’t be able to have sex with anyone but prostitutes and the economically desperate, unless they were lucky enough to get an unfortunate woman who actually thought that they were in love. In time, they won’t even be able to go abroad, because of cultural changes that slowly but surely are also happening in developing parts of the world.

    Oh yeah, where are American women rated the worst in the world? Got any sources?

  51. PerfectPussy says:

    Every man I have been with have said the same thing on their own, I have THE perfect looking and feeling pussy. Not grade A, perfect, their words not mine, and every boyfriend I had said this and love to look at it and take their time, down their like its a prize, so funny

  52. MrTruth says:

    I think most of you are not honest with yourself. Like MrPhilisophy up there, I’m educated. (I do not know how that applies to sex, but apparently it gained his theory validity so I figured I’d exploit the same angle lol.) I am married now but in my life I have had sex with a decent number of women. When do have different quality vages, so get over it. Yes, I understand chemistry does create a better experience, and I completely agree with that. Every vagina was made for a penis, but that is before that vagina was bull dozed by 40 guys. Now, that custom fit vagina has been work out like an old pair of socks. If your not hygienic, at least moderately tight, lazy like a vegetable, insecure with yourself so you hold back, or need lube because unless I eat you then you won’t fully juice up… These are problems with you, not me. One can try to say “if she doesn’t juice up maybe you aren’t turning her in?” Or maybe you just have dry pussy, let’s not over complicate this. If my duck diesnt get hard is it your fault? Or do I need cialis? Could be either one but probably cialis is and the same goes for you so stop flattering yourself. However, I will say that being married, you learn that women have there good days and bad days. She may not juice up today like last month but typically it’s for good reason like you had sex ten times this week and it’s getting over worked. If you get to the pussy for the first time and it’s dry them leave because this girl is either busy as hell or just had relative dry pussy.sorry for the long post. Enjoy!

  53. snookgye says:

    pussy is what u make it period.

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