The Good Pussy Grade: How Guys Rate Your Vagina
All pussy is not created equally, and I don’t think women understand that. Some pussies are prettier than others, some get wetter, some are warmer and they all taste different. Pussy is sort of like chinese food in the hood, the general tso’s chicken taste a lot better at Great Wall than it does, at Sun Ming Li’s meaning that where you get it from matters. All pussy is not created equal.
I’ve had a girl who I could not last long with. Each time we had sex, I came almost instantly. Some would say she has good pussy, so good that it makes you nut instantly, but not me. I say pussy like that is trash! I want to swim in the pussy like Michael Phelps or Ryan Lochte, not drown instantly in a sea of semen. Think if you had one bite of that “shrimp fried rice” then you were full and could no longer eat for the rest of the night. Would you be satisfied or feel like you wasted your money?
Pussy even look differently. Some women have pretty vaginas, other women have Macy Gray between their legs. Some pussy come with juicy lips other pussies are sleek and lipless. Some pussies look like a lilly, other pussies look like peaches. All pussies are not created equally.
Women think us men don’t care, but we do. They say men will sleep with anything with a vagina, but that’s real. A dog will sleep with anything, but a real man knows the importance of quality over quantity. A real man knows the difference between high ranking vagina, and a public restroom. Today I’m going to break it down for you.
A Public Restroom: This is pussy that men use simply to stick their dick in. Sure the woman might get a few dates, but it’s all just to get the pussy. Once we get it, dates stop and then it’s straight to our crib or the hotel. Phone calls and conversations don’t exist. Text messages, emails and tweets are normally all that these women get. They’ll never met a friend, a family member, or anyone close to us, and if they do, it’s probably so they could run a train. Public restroom, we use em when we have to.
Grade C Coochie: This is just a small step up from a public restroom. This is when a woman find themselves taking advantage of by a dude and given public restroom treatment. It can happen to the best of them. This could be because the guy is a celebrity, or simply because the chick wants it and gives her vagina away, once.
Grade B Vagina: A grade B vagina is more about the vagina and less about how the vagina is used. Grade B pussy tends to have some sort of fault to it. Doesn’t get wet enough, or it’s too wet. It’s too good, or not good enough. The vagina just might not be pretty at all, but that’s not a bad thing. A grade b is just any vagina that is not the best vagina in the world. Most women fall in this category not because it’s bad, but just because it’s not a grade A.
Grade A Vagina: This is the perfect fit. The perfect fit is when the vagina fits the penis like a glove. It also means the woman makes the guy wait the perfect amount of time. Some guys actually want to wait a couple of months, other guys don’t want to wait at all. I believe that the length of time you wait actually means nothing in the grand scale of love. Either way, everyone is different and grades differently when it comes to preference. Grade A Pussy is the best pussy a guy has ever had.
How would you rank yourself? What do you think of some women being public restrooms? Should a Pussy Grade be mandatory? Lets converse and have an amazing conversation and come to a conclusion together.
Lmao!!! I can’t wait to see women’s responses to this!!!. Crazy thing is if u ask 10 women is their pussy good….at least 9 will say its great LOL smh. Somebody’s lying or as I always tell women “u over-exaggerating ur pussy” LOL. Men grade pussy,but only amongst their boys. Telling women the truth about their puss can be devastating to a woman’s confidence,so men simply just say “yeah baby it was good” LOL. I have a few “public restroom” ladies I’ll admit. But I haven’t met the chick with “grade A” vagina yet LOL,I’m waiting & looking for her!!!!
I am dying to see what some of the ladies are going to say… One told me privately she’s a grade A… but hey! who knows.
fuck you smoking nigga
One cannot argue with a man’s pussy experience, I am not a man and have never nor will ever experience the vajay from that prospective. What I can say is that if the grading scale is going to totally fair & unbiasedly, you must include the type of penis stroking the paper. As all penis’ are not made alike. Different types of penis are made for certain types of vaginas.To better explain, peanut butter goes really well with jelly, but the thought of peanut butter and ketchup is not such a good a combination. So my challenge to any man grading a pussy as a “C”, maybe your penis wasn’t the proper match for that brand of pussy?? Yep, us women grade too! Thickness, length, curve, ability & agility, etc. Lastly,a group project is made better when students of like performance and skill set are matched accordingly. LOL!Just my two cents, hope it made sense.
@SAMMIE, LOL U TOOK IT TOOOO DEEP LOL. BELIEVE ME…US FELLAS KNOW WE GET GRADED ON OUR “D’S”.
I’m just saying,lol!
I absolutely agree with Sammie. Sometimes a guy isnt as good as he thinks he is, and a women may give a “grade C” cooch because she’s not turned on, he has a little leager, no foreplay, or just aint doin it right.
I agree with Sammie
I agree as well. Sex isn’t a black and white scenario, especially for women. so for all you guy giving C grades, maybe you just ain’t doing it right.
P.S. this post literally made me laugh out loud.
props.
**Dead** @ public restroom! I know a few chick like that! too funny
@sammie I like ur comment to the millionth power
Hmmm yea and a lot of u dudes trying to figure out why u haven’t gotten grade a, probably because your working with a grade c member.
It could also be that a woman’s c grade vag can’t bring the dude to give her that A grade cock!
I agree with @sammie. A students don’t mix with c students therefore c grade penis should not be looking for grade a pussy. Stay in your grade range fellas!!!I don’t think guys really know they get graded cause too many dudes can’t even tell when a female is faking it and when they do know they still have the nerve to be like “u cum” lmao and waaaaayyyy too many dudes running around talking about blowing out backs but can’t even fill it up really thinking there in something.
Faking it is the dumbest of all things! why are you faking it, trust us, dudes are out for ours… Women would have more orgasms if they didn’t fake it… long story… but I understand where you’re coming from.
i totally agree with you. guys should stay where they belong coz its the same with us ladies imagine having sex with a man and you haven’t reached u’r climax
I’ve been categorized as each one at different times in my life..I’m now in my thirties.. And pretty much operate from A-C.. But my aim is to be someone’s A, since casualsex is not the norm now..
True. Casual sex is always dope, in my book unless you have someone you care about who you give it to on the regular. Other than that protect yourself at all times.
@xilla, lmao!! I’m smdh laughing at all these politicians aka women who are trying to twist this around on men. The topic clearly was about “vagina” but several women took the “what about men’s penis” route LOL…just sad!! Usually when people try & deflect the truth…its because they don’t wanna accept the truth. Stick to the topic at hand ladies, I’m sure us men will have a post like this too LOL. The cold hard truth is ladies:…most of u will always over-rate ur pussy. That has absolutely nothing to do with a man & his penis. Lots of women claim that they “bomb” cooch and if u ask a man he would say its more like “fire cracker” cooch LOL.
It’s not about deflecting the truth. Pardon me if it came off that way. I asked a guy I know about this and he agreed with Xilla. He said any woman can make a man cum, but the “good-good” is a combination of things including the woman’s ability to orgasm, the way she responds to the wood, and so on and so forth (unless the dude hitting it is just a selfish bastid)….so, my inclusion of the penis factor was right on point, it’s not just a one man’s show when you’re talking about having sex with a woman. I stand by my original argument- good sex is a group project, so the grade levels of both parties MUST be taken into consideration.
Maybe I missed something, but it seems to me that it is not the vagina that is being graded, but instead a females sexual behaviors. No two women are anatomically exact and so they will all look different. Some are tighter or loser or protrude more and some cervixes are set further back. What I am getting at is that vaginas are like shoes. If you over use and are rough with a certain pair they will get all lose and busted up. If you take care of your shoes and don’t abuse them then they will remain snug and new. But the most important thing to remember about vagina is that each one is like Cinderella glass slipper… Gotta find the person who will have the perfect fit for it.
Either way u can’t talk about grading vagina unless u talk about the penis class u have to go through to get that grade and sometimes its not the student its the class.
@mr ignorant he said let’s converse and come to a conclusion. You can’t come to a conclusion if only one side is presented what part of that don’t u understand. Why do men always get touchy when it comes to dick talk they don’t mind hearing lil wayne speak and brag on it but when women wanna say something its “oh we can’t handle the truth” boy please!
@candance, i figured my comment would draw the attention of at least one “offended” woman. Baby u didn’t even leave a comment stating ur opinion on both sides of this topic,u jumped right in on the “what about men’s penis” bandwagon….so how can u possibly feel like ur comments help bring this issue to a conclusion??. Believe me I absolutely understand the role men play in sex..so ur telling me nothing there. Y do u feel men get touchy about dick talk lol? If the topic at hand was about men & their “penis game” we would just deal with it straight on,not defer to women & their cooch smh!. And outta all the men in the world to represent men & there sexual conquest..u choose lil Wayne….great choice lady(sarcasm)!!
@Sammie it makes perfect sense and I appreciated it! And what about the calculating women with ulterior motives unbeknownst to the man!? Women who care not of feelings when approached by a man and is actually feeling him out? When approached, women know they are being ‘chose’ so we respond accordingly depending on what we’re looking for at the time. But there are a select few women who have their own agenda with regards to sex and wouldn’t care how you graded her cooch because she’s really only conversing to get You in bed. To see if what you have is worth coming back for. Or telling her friends about! Not all women care if a man has feelings for her or their situation. Some women have the same agenda as men, and they typically fall under the radar as hoes, or loose
Your comment is an entirely different blog altogether,lol! I understand what you’re saying though.
i find it interesting that it is somehow the woman’s fault that a man cannot last. i do believe the quality of sex (nothing to do with a man’s penis and/or a woman’s vagina) changes from partner to partner. ultimately, it comes down to the 3 bears scenario (some may be too wet, not wet enough, etc). nonethless, this was an interesting read. Hey, if women can constantly insult and bring up the size of a man’s penis than men should be allowed to do the same.
I am in my thirties and have never had a bad review from a man about my pussy. Therefore, I am a Class A, maybe B. My “nana” stays wet because majority of the time I am thinking about sex
! I don’t get enough of it, but of course its by choice.
This comment is for Mr.Ignorant, since you insist women focus on just the pussy, I would have to say that my pussy is the only pussy I have ever had and it hss been really good to me. She does all kinds of things, that I won’t elaborate on here. I do what is neccessary to keep her in pristine condition.
Has my pussy been an “A” to every dude she’s been with? Probably not. I will say that I am an excellent student, and I graduated with honors. That doesn’t mean I aced every exam, it does mean that I studied hard, had some long nights and was willing to do what it took to earn my degree.LOL!
To generalize all women? I agree with Xilla, most women are probably a “C” to most men. Good thing for me is that I’m not trying to put my pussy through that kind wear & tear to be graded by every man, I’m only trying to be an “A” to one man who prayerfully is the type of student that I am. We can learn together as far as I’m concerned.
WHEW! I said I lot,I know. It was an honest answer though.
@SAMMIE, “Thank u lady”!!! That was the kind of insight I was hoping to hear from women on this subject. Kudos baby LOL!!
Def gotta agree with sammie on everything that was just written. *applauds*
I have been categorized as having grade A and B puss. I never been a grade C well at least I was not told I was “alright” not being cocky but hey! It is what it is.
@mr ignorant why are u so focused on trying to condescend and tear down others? I’m an avid reader and I comment quite often on this blog and it always seems like mr ignorant feels the need to go after and “one up” any and everyone who dares to go against him. I’ve had a couple of friends who also read and comment on this blog and have cut back on commenting and giving their opinion because he constantly feels the need to “go at” someone and have the last word. Instead of bowing out gracefullt and not giving in to the hype. Last time I checked this was not his blog he should start his own and stop turning off some of the female readers on here. Oh and before he gets going hype down mr ignorant just giving my two…
@peaches, Ur comment is the most ridiculous I’ve ever read on this site!!! As much as I wanted to ignore your comment I had to address this silly accusation of yours. First off I enjoy this blog just like a lot of others & would never step on all the great work that xilla & teesha do. Secondly, when have u ever seen me go at someone?? It’s always someone who takes offense to “my” comment and feels the need to adress me(like u did),so stop it! I receive no benefits from going at people or trying to “1up” them as u claim smh. Just because a man has a different opinion & isn’t afraid to adress it amongst women u point fingers at me as the bad guy. I love women to death & I have absolutely no reason to tear anyone down,I don’t know any of u personally. I’m just a random person who leaves his opinion just like others. So I’m sorry if u & your friends are sensitive and not mature enough to deal with a man’s viewpoint that may differ from yours. This was very silly,enjoy the blog & stop focusing on me!!! *bowing out gracefully*
@mr ignorant why are u so focused on trying to condescend and tear down others? I’m an avid reader and I comment quite often on this blog and it always seems like mr ignorant feels the need to go after and “one up” any and everyone who dares to go against him. I’ve had a couple of friends who also read and comment on this blog and have cut back on commenting and giving their opinion because he constantly feels the need to “go at” someone and have the last word. Instead of disagreeing gracefully and not giving in to the hype. Last time I checked this was not his blog he should start his own and stop turning off some of the female readers on here. Oh and before he gets going hype down mr ignorant just giving my two…
@peachestru I think you took it a little too far boo lol but I do agree sometimes @mr ignorant can get a tad annoying on some of the rebuttal comments but don’t feed into the hype dudes like that thrive on it. Anyway now back to the important stuff. I don’t think pussys should get graded I think every pussy has a penis made for it and every penis has a pussy made for it. Everyone has different opinions on what is good and what is bad just like every dude doesn’t get off the same doesn’t mean the pussys bad just means maybe other things didn’t go right no need to give it a bad grade lol. As far as public restroom pussy no such thing, those are called hoes.
Actually in one of your comments you go after and lol at all the women or “so called politicians” who commented against you but had nothing to say about your opinion specifically. Your a bully period….
Yall are both immature and silly with this lame back and forth.
Xilla, can I be a guest star on your blog?
You got my email address?
No, I don’t.
One factor a lot people forgot are the two people sexual compatible withone one another? Because I’ve experience this with a young he had a nice fine specimen and I know that I am grade B certified pussy but the sex was WACK. I came to realize that we werent sexual compatible :-\
Yeah thats how I am with a few chicks… We are just not sexually compatible people forget that, label the person lame and it could all just amount to the chemistry.
That’s why pussy shouldn’t be graded…its all about compatibility. What you call grade c or “lame” someone else calls grade a.
It si so true that all women are created differently. But there is something that was not mentioned. it has to do with the man himself as well. Becasue all G-spots are not located in the same spot. Different women have different ways to get aroused. So that is where the level of “different vags” come into play. SHe may have a grade C because your not taking your time, or her mind is elsewhere. She may be a grade A because she does kegals, or uses vinegar to douche. Some women shut down emotionally, from trauma in anyway, which can affect the sex drive. Make-up sex can most definetly create a grade A vag or a grade C vag. Depending on the issue at hand.
Level 1 pussy: prostitute pussy or full of pus
Level 2 pussy: slut pussy/ stinky/ loose pussy
level 3 pussy: slut pussy/ loose pussy
Level 4 pussy: hygienic mother with loose pussy
Level 5 pussy: hygienic pussy, but needs lube and a tad loose
Level 6 pussy: can tap ass for 30 minutes/ stays wet
Level 7 pussy: stays wet and makes you want to nut quick
Level 8 pussy: tight hot and wet/ you have to have dick control
Level 9 pussy: extremely hard not to bust one quick/ the chick is fine as hell too.
Level 10 pussy: this is what is referred to hot-ass pussy. This shit is so hot, you can barely move your dick without busting one. The chick you are tapping is fine as hell. Level 10 pussy will embarrass you!!
Start at level 5 pussy; don’t try an run up in 10, just yet!
I know Im late on this discussion. I think a lot of people have valid points. I just think who wouldnt overrate themself lol thats life and apart of foreplay. If someone told you they had an average vagina or penis would you be turned on? lol… I do think though the way females are wired depends on the situation and how turned on we are. If the foreplay is wack or something turns us off the vagina will not give you the (9 or 10 grade A pussy) thats a fact. Women we are mostly emotional and we have to be ready to go.. I think you cant grade the vagina unless you know that this is the best she can give and shes horny as hell.
I absolutely agree there should be a grade for pussy as well for dick. There are a lot of dudes that think and believe thet have Grade A Dick when they have F- Dick..
Never knew there was such a thing as “too wet” smh
So what do you think of the pussies that are pretty when you look straight on to them, like a pretty flower, but from an angle when the person with the pussy is standing up, the lips ( not the body skin ) hang lower?
Hey Kay, I can’t speak for other guys, but for me that is a major turn on!
Sam
If this describes you, I hope your guy appreciates what he has!
Was just passing by and caught a glimpse of the title :The Good Pussy Grade: How Guys Rate Your Vagina, and I had to stop to behold the spectacle. Upon reading some of the entries, I had to ask myself; are they serious? This can’t be serious…Is this a serious blog-spot? I’m a 44 year old individual with a fairly decent education. I’ve been around the world several times, lived in many different countries and lived and traveled through many (over half) of the united states. Throughout most of my adult life, I have firmly understood that the human anatomy accounts for less than 6 percent of the emotions and feelings experienced in the body. So when I read about the different types of “grading scales” used to categorize the female genitalia, I am forced to ask myself; can this be real? Of course not. Any being with a body and a 98.6 temperature has to know that the seat of experience for the human body is not the body itself but the life that’s in it. They would also have to know and understand that the reason why they experience the euphoria of pain or pleasure is not because of a “grade A, B or C couchie”, but because of how that being feels about them self.
Can I be real for a moment? I have had lots of good pussy in my life…as a mater of fact I can’t say that I’ve ever had a bad piece of pussy. But it was never because of the pussy of the woman I was fucking. It was because of how I felt as a man about my self. Women call it confidence or swagg. I call it an innate ability to focus on the pleasure you have inside yourself which in-turn has a profound effect on the pleasure of the one you’re fucking. Women know that when there is something about a man that they can’t quite explain, that makes them want him all the more and that increases her pleasure magnanimously. No secret there.
Lets face it fellas, you know when you’re hittin them gutts good because she will let you know it. All I’m saying is it has nothing to do with “grade A, B or C couchie” but that it has everything to do with how each partner feels about themselves.
Peace
Chy
Great comment much respect.
Kinda a double edged sword and terribel of men. Men are what make loose pussy so take responsibility and quit hitting poor women so hard she gets stretched out. Man loves a women and he takes it easy on her cause he knows thats his and wants ro keep it tight, slow, careful lovemaking. This subject is for players and idiots who can onlymhink with their dicks not about love itself and what that entails. And it disgusts me how many women have been used up by selfish pigs, then have a difficult time caue of it finding the one. So wrong. Men need to chill on sex and be more about love and women need to quit giving it up sp readily. Disgusting reAlly. Makes me never want to have sex and maintain grade a always til i die. Its degrading to women.