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Are Blow Jobs… Dead?

To be honest, I’ve never met a guy who didn’t like for a girl to go down on him and I’m almost completely sure one wouldn’t say, “No, sweetie. I don’t like blowjobs.” if I started to give him head. If the chick had some strange, bumpy growth on her lips, maybe, but even then… some guys would still consider it. Well, a writer at Esquire did an informal poll and found that giving head to men is dead, but cunnilingus is where it’s at!

The blowjob has fallen on hard times. Or, to put it in the form of a crude question, who can really get it up for fellatio these days? Back in the 1960s and ’70s, fellatio was all the rage. Its curative powers are powerfully conveyed by the moment in John Updike’s Bech when the protagonist’s mistress tries “to bring his weakling member to strength by wrapping it in the velvet bandages of her lips.” Abandoning the protective modesty of fiction in the poem “Fellatio,” Updike celebrated the way “that each of these clean secretaries / at night, to please her lover, takes / a fountain into her mouth.”

I recently undertook a small survey of some more mature male friends, and the results, while not unanimous, were overwhelming. To speak plainly, given the choice, eight of the ten men surveyed preferred eating pussy to having their dicks sucked. Or, to put it in entirely numerical terms, 80 percent of males would opt for a 70 rather than a 68. And what about the other two men? Yes, you guessed it: They’re gay! To be strictly accurate, the heterosexual respondents were partial to this kind of thing — but only in the mathematically blissful reciprocity of 70 minus 1. The gob-job continues to thrive in hetero pornography, of course, for the simple — literally obvious — reason that it lends itself to being filmed in a way that cunnilingus cannot.

Hmm… Do you believe more men would rather give, than to receive oral? Are you a male who agrees with any of this?

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11 Responses to “Are Blow Jobs… Dead?”
  1. Jackie Rayne says:

    I know a few men who refuse to get head from me, I would think they are crazy or something else is wrong but every man has a certain preference of giving or receiving. Just let me know off top what you like & don’t like, all that foreplay for me is for the birds!

  2. Jackie Rayne says:

    But blow jobs are not dead I’m still doing them!

  3. MR IGNORANT says:

    I’m a man who doesn’t believe in this recent survey. I still play by the “let’s do each other” rules LOL

  4. Alias says:

    i give n receive but not receiving idk how can a man do witout it, maybe a bad first experience idk but i want it n want 2 give it plain n simple i only will treat my lady to some witout any in return but one tymers get da golden rule…

  5. Honeybee says:

    I know a few men who would rather give than receive because they enjoy pleasing women, but none who would refuse!

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