6 Types Of Single People You Should Avoid If You Want Love

I’ve declared this week single week. All week long on M2TB.com I will discuss the different aspects of being single. Since the explosion of the cut buddy migration, “are you single?” is no longer a yes or no question. There is single but not available. Taken, but ready to mingle and the ever popular it depends on when you ask me. Let’s just say there are a lot of single people you should avoid if you’re trying to be in a relationship.

For the past few years I’ve been enjoying the benefits of being a free agent, but lately it’s like all the pretty single women I met have had their hearts replaced with rusty nails and zombie thoughts. Relationships have always been complicated, but to simplify the process, I’ve started avoiding certain types of single people.

Painfully Single: The single people who are still to hurt to call themselves single. Even though their significant other is banging someone else and they haven’t been out on a date in months. These people shoot down would be prospects to sulk over their ex.

Scared To Commit: The painfully single, morph into the type who doesn’t want to declare that their budding friendship is indeed a relationship. They no longer want titles to define them. I can completely understand, that but if you want to be in a relationship this isn’t the person you want to be around. They have no intention of being in a relationship, just enjoying the benefits of a relationship. Only thing it’s not a relationship until it’s a relationship.

Single By Choice: If a person is single by choice, they want to be single. Being single is just as fun as being in a relationship, but you get to have more sex with more people! So these people want to exploit those benefits. They’ll take you out, be cool and display all the characteristics of what you would want in a significant other, but they don’t want any parts of being tied down.

Just Became Single: These are the people who have been in a long term relationship and then poof! They’re single. Avoid them because of the comparisons to exes, and just because once people become single they tend to lose their mind and explore the option of being a whore!

Single But Not Available: Believe it or not there are some singles who are not available. Sure they are single and haven’t given anyone else that official title, but at the end of the day they have somebody. It’s complicated. If you want to be in a relationship you want to be number one and with these people someone already holds that spot.

Single Sexy And Free: I had an ex. Well we never really made it official. Sure we were together every single day, but she drilled it into my head that she was single sexy and free. I would ask her to be together and she would say no. So I never bothered to stop fucking bitches. Then one day she found out I was still banging beauties and flipped out. My response was “I thought you were single sexy and free!” Trust me you want to avoid thise type of people at all cost.

Being single can be fun, but you have to find the right person to settle down with. Some of these single people can be right for some, but if you’re looking for a relationship you might want to avoid these type of people. Which type of single person are you? Have you ever been any of these type of single person? Let’s converse.