How To Ride A Man: What Men Really Want Their Women To Do
A lot of women need to learn how to ride a man. In my history I’ve never came across a woman who was just “okay” when it came to how to ride a guy. It has always been she either fantastic at being a cowgirl, or she’s valedictorian of the oh no rodeo. That mean she sucks. So I’ve decided to let women know a few things men are looking when it comes to riding the dick.
Don’t bust my balls. Some women think its acceptable to hop on the dick and jump up and down like a kid throwing a tantrum. Wrong! My balls are sensitive and I work hard so the last thing I need is the woman I love literally trying to bust my balls on the job. Be careful.
Practice. I am more than willing to let a woman practice riding me all night long, and I think most men are as well. If a lady said to me “hey let me practice riding you” My answer is going to be, “Okay get me hard.” Then I’ll tell her to get on top of me and I’ll explain to her how to move in order to make me feel good. However the tricky part of riding is it should also feel enjoyable for the woman too.
Which brings me to compromise. I remember when I was dating “the girl with the dragon tattoo” she liked to get on top and grind on my penis. She told me she needed to grind the manxilla into her spot in order to cum. This was cool but the only problem it felt like nothing. Don’t get me wrong I thought I was a big man the way she grabbed on my locks, moaned and her eyes rolled in the back of her head when she had the big O, but my dick got nothing out of it. So we had a deal. She would get on top get her nut then she would move up and down on the penis to give me the friction I needed actually feel pleasure.
The key word is friction. I need friction in order for it to feel good. I yearn for my penis to go in and out of a vagina. I need for the outer layer of my shaft to push back her walls as she slides up and down my dick using her hips. If that doesn’t happen it just feels like she’s holding my cock. While that might sound like a win, after 5 second you find yourself dying from the anticipation of the ride to start. Imagine getting on a roller coaster and it right before the first big drop it just stops.
Oh the agony!
Never forget the small things. I urge all women to take advantage of the power position. When a woman is on top of me she gets free reign to plop a titty is my mouth whenever she feels like it. She’s free to kiss my lips, neck and feel on my body. While this might be common knowledge some women focus so much on making sure they are doing the right movement they forget to do everything else. For them it’s hands on the chest bounce up and down! If sex was a coloring book, that would be considered coloring outside the lines.
I want a girl to talk to me while she’s on top. Tell me all the cliche things I say to her when I’m on top. Things like “Who’s is this?” “You like that don’t cha?!?” Slip in a few curses and mention your savior and we’ll be in heaven.
Contrary to popular belief men don’t want a professional dick rider, but rather a woman who has a few skills and is willing to learn. We want a woman we can put in our sexual farm system and nurture her into being the best.
(Farm System: is a metaphor for any organization or activity that serves as a training ground for higher-level endeavors.)
In closing I’ve come across a lot of women who say they can ride it and while they know how to get on top, their movements don’t feel good. Women need to remember all men are different. Men are like jobs, different men have different procedures and there is no one method to pleasure. So ask some questions.
Do you know how to ride dick? What’s the worst riding story you have? Has anyone ever complained? Let’s converse about this topic and hopefully we can all learn something from each other.