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A Sloppy BJ Is Bad Girl’s Way To Keep A Man

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A short while back, I received an email (click here to send questions) of great importance: A woman needs the help of the sexual intellectuals. (That means you!) Her email read:

Hey Xilla!! Love your blog first and foremost. I recently read your article about giving great head, so I wanted your sexual intellectual opinion on this. I love giving head, so maybe it’s just the perfectionist in me, but I just don’t know HOW to give a super sloppy bj. Everyone tells me I’m awesome, so I’m not worried about that–but who doesn’t want to be better? Do you have any tips for me?

I don’t have any tips for her, but I can tell her this: The sloppy blow job is a nasty girl’s way into heaven, that’s for sure. When I got this email I didn’t know how to answer it. My only advice would be use lots of spit. But if you keep reading I do have a lot of say about this topic.

When I find a woman who can give a good sloppy blow job, I invest everything in her like she just sold me one of those Madoff investment plans. I don’t know how they learn to give a sloppy blow job and frankly I don’t care, but it’s like women who can, are getting their necks moved by the hands of the almighty himself.¬†Hallelujah!

Now with that said, I cannot instruct this woman on how to give a sloppy blow job, but I can tell her this: Good slop top has to feel good. Some chicks just try to spit on the manxilla and all that does is leave my boxers wet!

I know women like getting their panties soaked but for a man thats not a good feeling. Chicks cannot just spit on the dick and expect it to be a good sloppy bj.

It is important that all women who are masters at extra wet neck mouth sex share the information. I don’t want a woman spitting and blowing hot breath on my manxilla in an effort to giving me a sloppy blow job.

The more I think about it, the women who do give sloppy top are in the minority. There are too many women who go down and perform oral ballet on the dick instead going H. A. M. to ensure a slobber knocker.

I want a girl who is highly skilled at sending spit bubbles parading down my cock like a float on Thanksgiving. I need a girl who can shower my balls with her saliva so damn good, that they glisten in the dark. I’m looking for the women who are masters of mouth sex because they like to mentally fuck the dirty minds of men with their oral talents.

So leave a comment and let’s help some women master the art of a sloppy blow job.

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15 Responses to “A Sloppy BJ Is Bad Girl’s Way To Keep A Man”
  1. Lei says:

    two thumbs up to sloppy bjs! the more saliva, the better. you cant finger paint a great picture using a dab of paint and two fingers. you need to use as much paint as possible and both hands if you get my drift lol.

  2. BK_mami says:

    So many posts about good BJ’s What if she’s good at everything else… would bad brain be a deal breaker? lol

  3. Cheahn says:

    Sloppy BJ’s are the bomb as long as she doesn’t gag and puck on you!!

  4. teesha says:

    Yeah, I agree that a lot of men like the gag. Their egos do, at least.

    But they have a flavored cream called “Good Head” that numbs your mouth/throat so you don’t gag as bad. ;)

  5. Sandy says:

    Wtf… I just can’t deal w/ this too advance! Spit bubbles ? Oh my

  6. BfromB says:

    My girl has always been good at giving head, but recently I suggested the sloppy head to her. Directed her to some video’s online to better illustrate my point. She’s working on it, and i am one happy motherfucker. I def think the gag assist with the sloppyness, kinda works up a some spit. All and all though, when you find a girl who can really slob on it, hold on to her!

    • lynnbenton says:

      I am a head hunter and have perfected sloppy top… I love it , the wetter my mouth gets the wetter it makes me…. when I suck it a lot of gagging is good until ur mouth is so slick ur gag reflex leaves and if im on my knees slob is constant drip to the floor… I am not sure how I became so good at it other than loving to do it and getting turned on when I deep throat that dick!!!

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