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8 Extremely Naughty Things To Do During Phone Sex

I miss the days of when phones had cords. When you had to remain in the same spot in order to hold a phone conversation. We did it too. I remember when I was younger I once stayed on a phone with my girlfriend for 6 hours straight. The phone had a cord so I basically laid in my bed for the whole entire day. Making love on the phone or cupcake’in as we called.

Today’s generation doesn’t know the joys or the burden of talking on the phone. Hell I cannot even remember the last conversation I had on the phone. Text messages, tweets, facebook status updates and emails are the primary form of conversation today. That’s how we communicate. While they work very well, there is nothing like a good ole phone conversation. Mainly because there is so much nasty sh*t you can do on the phone.

So I’ll cut to the chase and give you 8 nasty ass things you can do during phone sex.

  • Stretch - Stretching on the phone is the woman’s secret weapon. If you ever come across a stretcher on the phone you’re in for a pleasant surprise. I remember when I dealt with this chick from Queens and when we would talk on the phone at night she would make the most beautiful sounds and play it off as she was stretching. It was straight poetry to my ears and made my dick hard as hell.
  • Tell Stories: I’ve used this and I’ve had this done to me. People who can tell stories well, have a way of painting a picture with their words that can sexually arouse the person they are talking to. Its not phone sex by any means but there comes a time in every relationship where you gotta start talking about sex and the things you’ve done. Those times story tellers are the best.
  • Role Play: One of my chicks would get into full character and say the nastiest things to me. She’s put on an accent and just talk. Nothing too raunchy but she wasn’t herself. Whoever it was I loved her dearly.
  • Masturbate: Masturbating during the phone is only the tip of the ice berg because there are so many levels of just playing with yourself over the phone. Some chicks play with their vagina and don’t make noise. #WhereTheyDoThatAt?
  • Moan: Moaning on the phone is quite possibly one of the best sounds on Earth. Can you believe some girls don’t moan, even during phone sex? I understand people masturbate to get a nut, but come on! Kill yourself! This is the only time when faking it comes in handy. Moan for me so I know it’s real.
  • Finger Licking Good: Another thing I love to hear on the phone is when a woman licks her fingers. Sucks on them, the sound of things swishing around in a woman’s mouth makes the manxilla harder than advance calculus. Also just the idea of a woman tasting her own juices is a turn on, so taste it like it’s a taste test.
  • Toy Story: Another thing that enhances phone sex is the use of a sex toy. I used to have a phone sex partner that lived like 10 hours away from me, so one day I bought her a vibrator and had it mailed to her house. The night it arrived, the sounds of her switching speeds on her toy got my dick hard than a muhhhhhfukah. That little gesture made our long distance relationship 1000 times better.
  • Put The Phone In It: I also love to hear a woman’s wetness. Yes that’s right wet pussy makes a sounds. Hearing her fingers splash around in the wetness of her pussy is a complete deal breaker. I’d tell my boo, to put the phone near her vagina and I’d listen to her vibrator or fingers go in and out of her pussy. Best thing ever.

Phone sex can be a very enjoyable thing. A great way to spice up a dull sex life even if you live together and you’re just in the other room. It can serve as great mental foreplay before you walk in the ¬†room and get the real thing. Also I prefer the real thing should never be used as an excuse. I enjoy butter, but I still use¬†margarine. I bet most of y’al woman watch Real Housewives Of Atlanta, and still like Basketball Wives! So don’t give me that I prefer the real thing crap! Post this to your facebook page, twitters and lets makes some late night phone calls.

[author] [author_image timthumb='on']http://married2theblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/xillaimg-copy.jpg[/author_image] [author_info]This post was written by Xilla. The CEO and creator of BlogXilla.com and Married2TheBlog.com the first urban sex/relationship website. Xilla is considered one of the most successful bloggers on the internet and the leading sexpert in the industry.[/author_info] [/author]

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16 Responses to “8 Extremely Naughty Things To Do During Phone Sex”
  1. Prada_O_Says says:

    wow. phone sex!! you took it way back with this one. This post got me all hot at work. keep it up xilla!

  2. BK_mami says:

    how can woman play with their pussy and not make noise? come on ladies get it right! lol.

    • Xilla says:

      I know right! I know a woman and I’d be like you gonna play with it for me and she’d be like i am… im like you’re wack!!!! lol

      • BK_mami says:

        Unless she’s a great actress… you can tell when she’s faking phone sex. Especially if you already heard her cum in person. why front? lol.

  3. fancy_o_83 says:

    I was actually faking during phone sex with my ex… but then he sounded sooo in to and sexy, that I started to play with myself. b4 we knew it we where phone sexing every night that we was away from each other.

    • Xilla says:

      Lol It’s a good way to fall asleep? I look at it like this faking it during phone sex is like giving head, it does nothing for the woman but it pleases the guy. Mission accomplished.

      • fancy_o_83 says:

        Who are YOU telling? It’s the same for women… I get the ITIS right after the big O!

        Also, I could not be in the mood at first but when the guy is all into it with the noises and breathing…. I get WET just like that!

  4. SBG says:

    I like those suggestions…and in between send your boo a little video of what’s going on :)…A picture of the orgasm would be confirmation…job well done.

  5. lickherlicense says:

    Me and my girl masturbate with each on the phone all the time ,its so damn sexy to hear her moan especially my name ,but she refuses to tell me stories about her and past girlfriends. We do pretty much everything except put the phone in it . Btw you should definetly write a blog on skype sex only thing better than hearing them get themselves off is watching them.

  6. SxyDread says:

    there is NOTHING sexier to me than a man moaning during phone sex. men tend to think we don’t get off on hearing them moan… trust me… we do.

  7. Alias says:

    i was never really too good at phone sex being that i wasnt good at talking nasty im getting better thoe lol

  8. Sarah Topher says:

    Hey Girls, having my love so far away the only way to feel close is to be incredibly naughty. Have a place you feel good in, have a play with yourself BUT JUST A LITTLE :) then call your man. I usually can’t help but sigh on his answer and then “you okay babes” he says “No I need you….”
    Talk, breath, explain what your doing until you can’t speak no more.. Then it will be deep breathing and this dives my man nuts, he is just about as turned on as me. We have 5 children and we always remember to love and treat ourselves. One Love, & Bless Up, Sarah

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