Stupid People Shouldn’t Have Sex… And I Mean It
There are a bunch of stupid people in this world and I firmly believe that stupid people shouldn’t be allowed to have sex. Case in point this stupid ass married couple I’m about to write about today. The wife writes:
“My Husband Fell Asleep With Rubber Bands Around His Testicles For 4 Hours, Will They Have To Remove Them? We were fooling around and we both fell asleep, I think they are dead, we took them off but they are cold should I take him to the ER”
First off who wraps their balls with rubber bands? Secondly who falls asleep with rubberbands wrapped around their balls? Ladies if you don’t know balls are sensitive. I’ve had women lick my balls too hard and hurt them. This one chick was sucking on my balls and one of them rolled out of her mouth and lightly grazed her teeth and it hurt so bad that I almost started to cry.
Now, imagine rubber band wrapped balls.
Now third. She didn’t take him to the ER, she didn’t call 911, she got on a damn message board to question if her husband’s balls would need to be removed. If I was that guy I would divorce this dumb chick yesterday! If my balls look dead! Or feel cold and instead of taking me to the hospital you get on an answers website to find out what to do, I’m going to petition for your right to breath to be revoked.
I commend the people who answered her question. I’ll share just a few:
BALL-LESS BOB said: “I have to say that I know exactly how you feel. I did exactly the same thing and the result was I had to have my testicles removed. I have to take testosterone to keep my sex drive up, but the end result is incredible SEX!!!!”
SANE SALLER REPLIED: *wide eyed, open-mouthed, in shock* OMG!!! I cannot believe you put rubber bands around them. I can’t believe he was comfortable enough to fall asleep with them on. Take him to the ER immediately!! Why are you even on here? GO!! This must be the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.
MR. TELL’ EM WHY YOU MAD SON said: “Please cut them off, in fact please remove both of you from the gene pool”
My sentiments exactly. Check out the actual question and answers by clicking here.