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Michael Cera Is A Casanova, Playboy, and Hopeless Romantic

This weekend I watched a movie called Paper Heart. it’s the story of the real life girlfriend of Michael Cera, Charlyne Yi and her quest to find the meaning of love. If you don’t remember Michael Cera that kick ass dude from Super Bad, and Youth In Revolt I must advise that you go out and rent all of his movies now. For those of you who do, vision him in Playboy. #Hilarity. The following is his interview in the men’s magazine please note: Following are select quotes from the interview, all answered with Cera’s standard sarcasm

On the worst pickup line he’s ever had the courage to say: “Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you won’t mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.”

His tongue-in-cheek thoughts on ex-boyfriends, both real and fictitious: “Well, my current girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend is [actor] Danny Trejo, and he and I get along famously. Just last week the three of us played squash. It was me and Danny versus Tanya. We absolutely destroyed her. At one point after the crushing defeat, she very obviously had tears in her eyes. Danny and I shared a hearty and satisfying laugh over it.”

On losing his virginity: “To be honest I don’t remember too much about it. All I remember is I had been awake for almost 86 hours, I was on the roof of a Public Storage building in what seemed to be a freezing rainstorm, and Crispin Glover was there with a disposable camera he kept winding even though it had clearly run out of exposures. My memory of it has fogged as time has gone by, and I’ve pushed it out of my mind, though I do seem to remember something about a plastic Academy Award for best grandson being involved. You might say it was my first brush with the finer side of show business.”

On whether he prefers women who take charge: “Yes, but they’re hard to find. For example, when I go out to a restaurant I know every girl in there wants to come say hi and be sexually aggressive, but they’re all so gripped by shyness that they don’t even make a move. In some cases the shyness is so severe they won’t even look at me.”


3 Responses to “Michael Cera Is A Casanova, Playboy, and Hopeless Romantic”
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    I love Michael Cera…makes me want to watch a marathon of Arrested Development

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