The Man’s Reference Guide For Good Sex
Now I have had my share of good and bad cooch in my days, I remember when I first had sex w/ this one girl as soon as I stuck it in I heard music, started seeing hearts, moons, stars, clovers, horseshoes, pots of gold, rainbows and red balloons yep all of the lucky Charms. Even the special limited time only Lucky Charms. I was shaved bare nice and warm inside.Damn! Sorry I had a flashback.
The Characteristics of Good Cooch are as followed but are not limited to: Warm, Wet but not too wet, tight, juicy, sweet, stays warm and wet, can be maneuvered by the owner to do all types of cool tricks like squeeze the magic stick or be rolled around and thrown back at the person and is trying to dig deep inside the cooch… Kinda like that sting ray that Stabbed the Crocodile hunter in the heart!!! Hey we know good sex is when your partner is Killing it.
Also equally important as the feel of P U S S Y is the scent of it, for that I’ve made a ranking scale of scent.
Smell of the Pussy…
- 0 – No scent or the scent of her favorite body Spray
- 1-3 Very light smell of pussy… you know the kind that you eat it and you can go around smelling your upper lip the rest of the day or night!!! or is that just me?
- 4-6 Borderline Stink… This could just be a bad day for her… Maybe she just came home from the Gym in which could be fun depending on how you feel about her. Won’t get ate but would get stuck!!! If it’s a jump off then she will be asked to leave the premises like TI (you know ASAP)
- 7-10 HEFFAH YOU STANK!!! GET THE HELL OUT DO NOT PASS GO OR COLLECT $200 MATTER FACT HERE I’LL GIVE YOU 200 BUCKS TO LEAVE!!! EWWWW FISHY WOO WOO this tends to smell like TUNA FISH and Bacon BITS!!!
Good COOCH will have you doing crazy things like paying light bills or coming over at 3 am when you know your licence is revoked. It may include, using your last bit of money to take her to the best restaurant in town instead of just going to Mcdonalds or KFC like Rihanna & Chris Brown. or paying GA POWER bills!But I’m sure you get my drift.
So my question is do you have the Goods? Do you know a female whose got the goods?