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Maxim Night Of The Freaks

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Elise Neal is a looker, I mean it looks like she left her dress home and came in lingerie!! I’m not complaining I love it. But what I don’t love is the use of the word freaks “Shawty is a Freak…” It irks the hell out of me. You meet someone and they ask you how freaky are you. I’m not freaky I’m am I Sexual Intellectual.

I like to eat P*SSY until I burp, but does that make me a Freak? When you say freak I think of someone w/ 12 arms 4 legs and 2 heads! all I’m saying is, why does she have to be a freak b/c she likes the Amsterdam Knuckle Dance, (noun) The art of giving a woman a noogie on her vagina when her vagina hair is stubbly. This is used for punishment of not shaving on a regular basis.

Another female I know, (like Adam knew Eve) used to only want to bang missionary style it was all good until things got boring. So one night I told her to turn around and I began hitting it from the back, and I’m killing it. So that time is about to “come” and I pull out with intentions to spread my baby batter all over her apple bottom. But my liquid Xilla’s had different plans they flew over her butt, a top her back and landed on her chin as she looked back b/c I was moaning so loud. She was a sexual intellectual from that point on.

I later came to find out after that moment she created The Jersey Meathook

    The Jersey Meathook (noun)A slang term for sticking your thumb in a girl’s ass and your index finger in her p*ssy, then pulling back at the same time.

So Just to let you all know I am not a freak, so please stop w/ the e-mail’s about how freaky you think I am, Now all other messages W/ SEXUAL reference can come straight to blogxilla[at]gmaildotcom

What’s the Freakiest thing you have every done?

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6 Responses to “Maxim Night Of The Freaks”
  1. lingerie says:

    Another female I know, (like Adam knew Eve) used to only want to bang missionary style it was all good until things got boring. So one night I told her to turn around and I began hitting it from the back, and I’m killing it.

  2. lingerie says:

    Another female I know, (like Adam knew Eve) used to only want to bang missionary style it was all good until things got boring. So one night I told her to turn around and I began hitting it from the back, and I’m killing it.

  3. I'll never say "Freak" the same way again.

  4. I'll never say “Freak” the same way again.

  5. Bikinis says:

    Amsterdam Knuckle Dance, (noun) The art of giving a woman a noogie on her vagina when her vagina hair is stubbly. This is used for punishment of not shaving on a regular basis.Hilarious!!!!

  6. Bikinis says:

    Amsterdam Knuckle Dance, (noun) The art of giving a woman a noogie on her vagina when her vagina hair is stubbly. This is used for punishment of not shaving on a regular basis.Hilarious!!!!

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