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Finding A Girlfriend Is A Lot Harder Than Getting Sex

The objects in the mirror may seem closer than they appear. I want to be in a relationship and finding a girlfriend is a lot harder than finding a piece of ass and I totally don’t understand that. When I first decided I wanted to be in a relationship I thought it would be easy. Well not easy just not this damn hard. Mainly because, getting a woman out of her panties is simple, but getting a woman to commit into a relationship with a sex blogger is harder than the ManXilla half way through a Cinderella Story.

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New Music: Jhene Aiko – “2 Seconds”

Jhene Aiko is telling her man to “cry me an ocean, build a boat, sail away” in a new track she released, called “2 Seconds”. She released the unfinished track to hold fans over, until she is able to release her upcoming single, “3:16″. If you haven’t yet gotten into her music, but her name sounds familiar, it’s probably because of her previous association with Chris Stokes and B2K, as Lil Fizz’ “cousin” (a story made up by Stokes to promote her through B2K). She is now signed with No I.D’s label, distributed through Def Jam.

In case you’re worried about falling in love with her music, only for it to take a drastic turn, Jhene assures fans that she is not your next pop star and will not be selling out.

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G.O.O.D. Music’s Teyana Taylor Gives Body Envy

Yes, I’m pretty sure Teyana Taylor sets out to make her followers envious when she posts body pics to her Twitter account. This morning, she tweeted a photo from Instagram with the caption “My new Y-3 bathing suit. Wat u think?” In case you missed, Teyana is now officially the first lady of Kanye West’s GOOD Music imprint. Check out more of her Instagram fun below, including more hot bod shots, killer lipstick and her hair that takes two bottles of conditioner to detangle.

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Men, Is It Necessary That Her Legs Wrap Behind Her Head?

Flexibility is a sexy plus, but is it a necessary quality to you when it comes to women? Em and Lo got opinions from a single straight guy, a married straight guy and a single gay guy. Here’s what they had to say!

Single Straight Guy (Scott Phrenetik): Sure, flexibility is great… but I don’t need you to be able to lock your legs behind your head. In fact, I’ve never had an issue of a woman not being flexible enough for what we were doing. So no, it’s really not a big deal.

Married Straight Guy (Ben D.): Flexible as in easy going personality, then yes. I don’t want to be with a high maintenance person who cannot roll with the punches. Sometimes life happens and the best laid plans fall apart. Physically flexible, who wouldn’t want that? I don’t think members of either gender or sexual orientation want someone who is stiff and can’t move. So get out those yoga mats.

Single Gay Guy (Abraham Zeus Zapata): It’s just as much a big deal as penis length is for you gals — a happy medium is always appreciated! It’s great to have the option, but too much flex is like having sex a la Exorcism of Emily Rose (kinda scary) — but too little is like trying maneuver a department store mannequin. You don’t need to be “Cirque du Soleil,” but a yoga DVD can do wonders!

Ladies, if you are having issues with flexibility or just want to work on getting your leg behind your head, yoga classes do wonders! You never know how tight your joints are, until you take a few sessions involving downward dog.

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How To Get Your Boo To Tell The Truth: Send A Text Message

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The next time you want your boo to be more truthful, you may have better luck by way of text messaging. Now, I’m not saying they’re going to admit to smashing the neighbor behind your back or anything, but they may give their honest opinion on your new hairstyle. Why? Because people are more honest via text. Have you noticed this? Well, it’s not just an observation, it’s true.

According to a new study from the University of Michigan Institute for Social Research, people give more honest answers when they text, and also tend to provide more details than they do when they answer a question in person.

For example, if you snap a pic of a dress you’re not totally sold on and text it to him, your man is more likely to say something like, “I like it because it makes your boobs look great” versus “I like it” or “it’s okay” if you ask him in person.

For their research, scientists asked 600 iPhone users questions—some in person and some via text—like “how often do you exercise?” and “during the last month, how many movies did you watch?” Overall, they found people answered questions better over text—even when they were distracted by walking around or shopping.

The researchers who conducted this study concluded that one reason people are more honest via text may be because they have more time to put thought into their response. I think another reason may be that people just aren’t bold enough to say things in person that they would via text.

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New Video: David Banner ft. Chris Brown – “Amazing”

Remember David Banner’s new track, “Amazing”, featuring Chris Brown? The two have released the video for the single, but they don’t quite make an appearance. Instead, photos of their heads appear on paper dolls, with a doll cameo from Michael Jackson. If the video looks low budget, it’s probably because David Banner won’t be profitting much from the album. According to Rap-Up, David Banner is “asking two million people to donate a minimum of $1. With the money, he plans to consistently deliver music, videos, movies charitable donations to positively influence urban culture.”

The album, Sex Drugs and Violence will be available this Tuesday.

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New Mixtape: Rabbit – “3to3″

Female rappers aren’t playing any games this year. Rabbit, who has transformed her dancing career into rapping makes her big debut with her new mixtape, 3to3. The mixtape features artists, like Young Chris and fellow DC resident, Wale.

Check out the mixtape in full and download here.

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Flexible Women Rock: @K_Lavenne Flexes For M2TB Exclusive Shots! via @FlyLifeImages

K. Lavenne aka Krystal has been killing them on the low lately. She’s a constant face in Industry circles and one of the nicest singers in the game. I recently sat down with her, and did this amazing photo shoot with her via my boy Pete of FlyLifeImages. Check it out below and be sure to follow her on twitter @K_Lavenne

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New Music: Future ft. Diddy & Ludacris – “Same Damn Time (Remix)”

“Don’t nobody talk sh*t like me!”

Diddy offers his expert sh*t talking skills to the remix of the track that has everyone screaming “at the same damn time!” The remix of Future’s hit “Same Damn Time” also features Ludacris. Are you feeling it?